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Best Boring Quotes Ever

  1. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    You never realize
    how boring your
    life is until someone
    asks "what do you
    like to do for fun"

  2. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    in his arms
    Chapter 45
    20. Read 100 books.
    I heard the door to my hospital room unlock, and I pried my eyes open to find Nurse Martin standing in the doorway. She smiled down at me. “Kaitlyn, you have a visitor.”
    I rubbed my eyes, still waking up, and sat up halfway on my bed, supporting myself with my arm.
    She flicked up the light switch and stepped to the side, allowing Ben into the room.
    I was instantly awake and bright eyed at the sight of him, a large smile taking shape on my face. “Hi,” I croaked, my throat still raw from the mixture of constant vomiting and just waking up.
    “Hello, Kaitlyn,” he greeted, standing across from me. “How are you?”
    “Well,” I shrugged, glancing myself over. “I’m… yeah.”
    He bowed his head, a faint smile on his face, while Nurse Martin closed the door to leave us alone. “So, I’m here because I believe Anthony talked to you about a charity I wanted to run.”
    “Yup,” I nodded. “He did.”
    He grinned. “Awesome. Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay with this.”
    “Of course! Just tell me what I need to do and—“
    “You don’t need to worry about anything other than getting better right now,” he told me. “Anthony and I are taking care of the legal stuff together, we’ll handle advertising, spreading the word, etcetera. My wife wants to help as well.”
    I bobbed my head to everything he said. “Well,” I hummed lowly after he was finished, “what would you need me for when I’m able to help?”
    “Well,” he hummed, holding out his hands, “I was thinking we’d have you as our, well, for lack of a better word, our icon.”
    I furrowed my brow. “What does that mean?”
    “I was thinking, like, you’re the person who goes to schools and announces the fund raiser during the assembly. You’re the person that people see when they hear the name, ‘The Reading Tree.’”
    “‘The Reading Tree?’” I murmured, smiling.
    He grinned at me. “Anthony and I decided it would be a good name.”
    “Why don’t you have Anthony do the speaking part?” I suggested. “I’m not good with public speaking. Or, speaking in general.”
    He grimaced slightly. “Well, what would you do?”
    I contemplated his second for a moment before responding; “Let me read to the kids. I know that there are some kids, even in this hospital, who are too little or too sick to read themselves. I’ll go to their rooms, even if it’s just once. They’ll love it.”
    He nodded his head, a smile growing across his face. And I knew he approved.
    Stay tuned later tonight for another, slightly more interesting but still boring chapter. Sorry. The next like six are super boring. Like it's really bad.
    *I don't notify, please don't ask.*

  3. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    I'm sorry for being really bad
    at conversations I just don't have anything
    to say that's how boring I am.

  4. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
    ~ Marilyn Monroe

  5. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 11:57am UTC
    I'm never going to say "Yes" Again
    from now on Its Yush

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    Smart boring person: On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you?
    Me: 69

  7. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 5:16pm UTC
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    The earth without art is just "eh."
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  8. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    "Why are you so boring?"
    "Of course, I'm boring to you; we're not in the same fandom."

  9. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    SORRY,
    YOU'RE
    BORING.

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    "I rather have scars on my cheeks
    And a crooked nose and
    bad skin and boney hips
    Or boring eyes and boring hair and a
    boring mouth
    And someone tell me
    "You're beautiful",
    Because I'd know they meant
    I am beautiful in the way thay I talk,
    In the way that I listen, in the way
    that I love,
    In the way that I am
    Than have
    Pretty lips and pretty teeth and
    Pretty hair and a pretty nose
    And ignorantly believe
    That being beautiful in the way that
    I look
    Is enough."
    -Madisen Kuhn, "I rather a lovely heart than a lovely face"

  11. xxsophia_lovexx xxsophia_lovexx
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    Any one else plot their teachers murder
    during class...
    or is it just me...

  12. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    When i say "LOL"dosen't mean youre funny,
    .
    It means your boring &
    you need a new topic .

  13. Sylvia♥* Sylvia♥*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 9:35am UTC
    Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems
    Im tired of solving them for you!

  14. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    Teachers call it, "going to the bathroom," students call it, "this is boring, I'm leaving..."

  15. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    I'm supposed to be learning
    but I'm on witty instead lol

  16. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    words do hurt
    Notice
    I'm not going to be continuing this story anymore.
    First off, I haven't been on a lot, so I have obviously lost readers of this story.
    Second, I just really don't feel like writing this anymore.
    It's starting to be a pain in the buttocks, so I will be starting a new story.
    Sorry.

  17. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    BORED OF BEING
    BORED BECAUSE
    BEING BORED IS
    BORING

  18. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    "Perfect is boring."
    - Amanda Seyfred

  19. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    Normal is
    Boring

  20. rubycrollimuffins rubycrollimuffins
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 8:22am UTC
    C.L.A.S.S.
    Come Late And Start Sleeping

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