Best Body Quotes Today

BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 11:17pm UTC

a few important things:
- most human beings do not naturally have a thigh gap
- a thigh gap is not an indication of weight
- thigh gaps are not dependant on weight, they are dependant on how wide your hips are
- ribs and hipbones aren't meant to be very visible in a female human being who is a healthy weight
- collarbones are not meant to jut out heaps
- it's normal to have rolls on your stomach when you sit down or bend over
- it is normal to have a stomach that curves out a little bit
- most girls have stretch marks somewhere on their bodies; it comes with growing up and growing out
- stretch marks are not a sign of being fat, they are a sign of growing
- BMI charts are not accurate at all
-six-pack abs are not necessary to be healthy, be fit, or look good
- eating whenever you are hungry is perfectly fine
- the majority of girls have one breast bigger than the other (same goes for foot and hand sizes)
- the best way to get a bikini body: put your body in a bikini
- it is okay not to show off your body but it is also okay to show off your body as long as you're not mean to others about their bodies
- your body is yours to do with what you want

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happiest*
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September 5, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 2:25pm UTC

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 3:12pm UTC

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 1:12pm UTC

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Accidentally sending ;) instead of :)
and feeling like you just offered them your body.

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Marian*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:37pm UTC

Dear extra fat in my body, you have two options:
make your way to my boobs or gtfo.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 8:05pm UTC

I like to push my body to the limit not in a healthy way but in a 'how much popcorn can i eat until i physically implode' kind of way

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:13pm UTC

My personality: Shìt
My face: Shìt
My body: Shít
My hair: Shít
My clothes: Shít
My music taste: FAR TOO GOOD AND BETTER THAN YOURS.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 2:27pm UTC

THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH GETTING ATTACHED TO SOMEONE:
WHEN THEY LEAVE, YOU JUST FEEL LOST.

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Forever Hers*
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 8:38am UTC

Im the kind of friend who would help you hide a dead body , but if you betray me , remember i know how to hide a dead body.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 1:21pm UTC

My sister and I were packing up our summer clothes and she said she might as well just throw away all her bikinis. Most of them were brand new, so I asked her why, and she said "Because I'm too fat to be wearing bikinis." She's eleven years old. I will not tell you how much she weighs because weight is irrelevant. What matters is an eleven-year old girl is too self-concious to wear a bikini. I don't know, but I just feel like at that age, you should be worrying about your favorite band member or the color of your room, not the number on a scale or the way your body curves.

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Steve*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 12:30am UTC

When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body.
When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face.
When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart.
All three guys still wanna f.ck you though.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 5:28am UTC

Real women have curves.
Real women don't have to
LOWER ANOTHER'S SELF-ESTEEM
to raise their own.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 11:21pm UTC

When I was little people always asked
"Kelsey, why do you always wear sweatshirts?"
I wore sweatshirts all the time
Even if it was a 100 degrees
I wanted to hide my body
I was so insecure
People always said I was skinny
But I didn't believe them
When I looked in the mirror I felt like the fattest and ugliest monster ever
I didn't want anyone to see my body
I wore baggy clothes
I didn't want anyone to notice my body
But as I grew up I became more comfortable with my body
Lately I've been wearing cami's and short shorts and showing off my body
I feel more comfortable and it gives me a confidence boost
I've learned to love my body
Sometimes I'm a little insecure but not as much as I used to be
I've learned to accept who I am
I don't really care what people think even though everytime someone compliments me I become happy and feel like I'm worth something
There's always going to be a battle with me and the mirror
But I'm not going to let the mirror win
I am myself
I'm not changing to impress people
I'm proud that I got over my fear
I feel more comfortable with my body and I'm more fun and myself
I stop worrying about how I look or about hiding so no one knows
I'm tired of hiding
I've become a happier person and people have recognized it
Before people can love you
You have to love yourself
My name is Kelsey
And I love who I am even though I have flaws
They make me who I am
I'm simply perfectly imperfect

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demons*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Me: I'm feeling quite good today
Body: How? you're fat
Self Harm: How? I'm on your arm as proof you are not
Mirror: How? Look at yourself
Paranoia: How? Your friends hate you
Mind: How? You're a total failure
Me: Oh, right, yeah.

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Ninja918
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 8:09pm UTC

I have the body of a God.
Unfortunately it's Budda.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 6:12pm UTC

The gayest I've ever acted:
Whenever you ask a guy or girl out you always get a yes and I always get a no.
HOW DO YOU GET A YES? IS IT YOUR HAIR? YOUR BODY? YOUR WIT?
And I'm fabiulous :D

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bluebox2
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 7:39pm UTC

how to get a bikini body:
1. put a bikini on your body
you're beautiful okay ♥

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 11:17pm UTC

♥ You know its real when you wonder what their body will feel like against yours when you fall asleep ♥

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