Billgates Quotes

wonderful_me
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May 13, 2014 6:38am UTC

Dad: Son, I'm going to arrange you to a marriage
Son: No
Dad: It's going to be Bill Gates' daughter
Son: Then ok
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad: Let my son marry your daughter
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Then ok.
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: Then ok!
THIS IS BUISNESS

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Bill Gates went to a restaurant and left a $2 tip. The waiter said "Yesterday, your son gave a $100 tip, abd and you only left 2???" Bill said, "He is the son of a billionaire. I am the son of a farmer."

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kitty007
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May 2, 2013 3:17pm UTC

BILL GATES: "I will always find a lazy person to do a difficult job,
because he will find an easy way to do it."
ME: *calling* hello, is this microsoft?

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PrettyMwah
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April 28, 2013 8:47am UTC

$1,000,000
Starts with $1
So everyone go give a hobo $1, and someday he'll be almost as rich as Bill Gates.

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Rajsonkar
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March 21, 2013 9:11am UTC

Look At The Clock When You
Are Sitting Idle.
But Never Look At The Clock
When You Are Working.
~Bill Gates
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Just_Hold_On_To_Hope
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March 16, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Bill Gates: I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job...
because he will find an easy was to do it!
Me: Hello, microsoft?

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 5:52pm UTC

if you could choose between world peace and
bill gates fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?

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