Best Awkwardmoment Quotes This Month

dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:32pm UTC

that awkward moment
when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they've been blessed with.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 11:51am UTC

That awkward moment when you are trying not to look when someone is staring at you
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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 7:23pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When You Ignore
Someone's Phone Call
& They Call You From Someone Else's
Phone &
You answer It

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 10:17am UTC

That awkward moment when you say something and everyone ignores you then someone else says the same thing and all pay attention
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writtenrain*
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:16pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
YOU TRIP AND YOUR DREAM AND WAKE UP WITH A MINI HEART ATTACK

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jessica333
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:24pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When
Someone tells you they like you..
and you can't tell if they're being serious or not

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TheChipBag
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 3:31pm UTC

The awkward moment when
you are sitting on the food shelf and humans are grabbing all of the food
around you but totally ignoring you.
-TheChipBag

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:53pm UTC

That awkward moment
between birth and death.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 6:05pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
You have dirt under your fingernails
And the dirt turns out to be the same dirt found at a crime scene
So you become the number one suspect
And you have to change your name and leave the country
Then years later, after marrying some horse named Matilda the FBI finds you
And you get put in prision where you are brutally beaten and later die.

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:53pm UTC

That awkward moment when somebody is doing
the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the
sink...

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appleloop*
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 11:04am UTC

Friend: That awkward moment when your imaginary boyfriend cheats on you with one of your real friends. Me: That's not even possible.Friend: Don't play dumb with me! I know it was you, you lying bítch.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 8:01pm UTC

That awkward moment before birth ;
And after death.

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sidneyxo
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:39pm UTC

"Dear sidewalk,
Please get bigger.
Sincerely,
the third-wheel friend feeling left out"
Awkward moment when you would still be left out even if the sidewalk was bigger...

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ForeverDreaminggg
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Awkward Moments #2
That walk/run you do when,
A car lets you cross the road.
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ChrisMat
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 2:10pm UTC

The awkward moment when
You're having a shower and you can't open your shampoo/conditioner/shower gel...

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Steve*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 8:51pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you flush the toilet
in the middle of the night
and it's the loudest
f*cking sound in the
entire universe.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 11:17am UTC

The awkward moment when
someone remembers you from school, but you don't remember them.

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ForeverDreaminggg
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Awkward Moments#1
When your singing a song,
And the artist gets the lyrics wrong
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valerieexrainbowss
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 12:39pm UTC

That awkward moment when
the only thing you get an A on
is an online anxiety test

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*blushes*
posted a quote
May 14, 2014 12:50pm UTC

That awkward
moment when you
think you're
important to
someone, and
you're not

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