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steffykins
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 6:19pm UTC

out running errands at the store
when your hair and makeup look good: oh wow this is empty
when you look like absolute sh*t: my whole school apparently needed groceries too

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Person: -Walks in my direction-
Me: Don't freak out. It's okay.
Me: I can handle this.
Person: Excuse me Ms. Do
you happen to know the time?
Me: - Gives hideous look-
Person:
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Me: Nailed it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:49pm UTC

if people winked in real life as much
as they do in text messages, this world would be a really creepy place

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:30pm UTC

i had an exam today and to brighten the mood,
i decided to play a game on everyone else. every ten minutes, i would ask for more paper even though i didn't actually need it. the fear in the eyes of my fellow classmates as they thought i was on my 10th page of my essay whilst they were on their first was priceless

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musicgurl2800
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 12:51am UTC

do you ever just feel like the awkward friend in the group who doesnt really fit in like if you just left them they wouldnt be affected?

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:49pm UTC

When a girl talks to the guy I like
Me: Can you not? CLEARLY, he's
in love with me.. So you can leave
now. kthanks.
Girl:
Me:
Girl:
Me:
Girl: I'm his cousin...
Me:
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Me: I didn't ask. Leave now. Okie.
Thanks c:

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ToLiveInParis
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Awkward.

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 12:47pm UTC

The uglier the Snapchat
the closer you guys are
♥

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Me: I hate you all.
Cute Boy: -Exists-
Me: Except you..
you're cute..
Cute Boy:
Me:
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Cute Boy:
Me: Let me love you.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Texting Mom:
Mom:Hi Sweetie, do your (.)(.) still hurt from the optition?
Me: Um.. Mom.. check what you just sent me.
Mom: What? It means eye, right? I saw it on your brothers phone texting his gf, it said 'I love looking at your beautiful (.)(.)
Me: No Mom. It doesn't.
Mom:...

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ToriRox16
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 12:26am UTC

Awkwardly trying to talk
to a teacher whose name
you don't know

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 1:07pm UTC

Dad
if i pay u, will u come out of ur room?

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saralax
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 9:38pm UTC

I'm telling you
I'm still the same
-All We Know-

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LittleMissDaydreamer
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 9:35pm UTC

When I was little: fell asleep on couch, carried to bed
Now: fell asleep on couch, sleeps on couch, grows old on couch, dies on couch

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katbaby
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 3:46pm UTC

when your crush is talking abot you and you just start walking backward to get close to him . l and I hit a desk and screamed yea he stopped talking

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 5:49pm UTC

So, my school had a high school talent show and the seniors were making fun of the principle who graduated in the years of '69 because my principle likes to talk about the days back in '69'. The principle was in the room when this was happening and she was actually laughing.. mostly because... she had no idea what the real meaning of 69 was.

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SimplyAnonymous
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 4:07pm UTC

You don't know frustration
until you've tried plugging something into a socket in the dark.
tumblr

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Raynniee
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 4:05pm UTC

My Brother to his Girlfriend:
Him: What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hunk?
Her: what?
Him: my zipper.

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neonraver7
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:50pm UTC

That awkward moment
When everyone is singing Happy Birthday to you
And you sit their awkwardly and stare, refusing to look anyone in the eye.
neonraver7 format

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Arcade1012
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 1:56pm UTC

Can you not?

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