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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    I have psychic dreams?
    For example, last night I had a dream about this one boy last night that I don't even know I just know his name and that he's in my grade. In my dream, he was wearing a green shirt with tan shorts and white sneakers. Today, I go to school and he's the exact same outfit- green shirt, tan shorts, and white sneakers!
    And then a couple weeks I had a veryyyyy strange dream about a bunch a boys being orphans and selling newspapers and dancing, like it was totally random, right? And then, once again, today in 6th hour we watched a movie called Newsies and as soon as the movie started it was THE EXACT SAME SCENE IN MY DREAM. I have never even heard of this movie ever!
    I get these kinds of dreams quote often, actually. Strange fortune telling dreams.. what does it mean?

  2. Raynniee Raynniee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    I have a hopeless crush on
    someone I have no
    chance with.

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    i would tell you about this boy, but then you would fall in love too.

  4. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Omg so a few days ago, the guy I'm inlove with's status was "maybe", which reminded me about when he said he'd "maybe" go out with me (long story), and then he changed his status to "Only 3 more days" and that was when there were only three more days until my birthday, and today it says "Only 2 more days" and today my birthday is in two more days. Does his status have to do with me? Omg how amazing would it be if he asked me out on my birthday!

  5. Sportsgirl9 Sportsgirl9
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    I feel like I'm sleep-walking thorugh my life lately. I'm there physically, but definatly not mentally.

  6. XTheBestDayX XTheBestDayX
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Seeing a spider is nothing.
    It becomes a problem when it disappears.

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    School
    Kid: I think I have a fever
    Teacher: Well, sweat it out
    Me: A fever you can't sweat out
    Teacher: huh?
    Me: ...
    Me: It's an album...
    Me: ...from a band...

  8. maddieee* maddieee*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    he makes my heart flutter.

  9. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 6:30am UTC
    well I'm just a slave unto the night

  10. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    I'VE BEEN DATING HIM FOR
    six months
    i never thought i could be this happy
    Please don't remove this!

  11. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    I never
    meant to start a war
    I just wanted you to let me in
    and instead of using force I guess I should've let you in.
    Please don't remove this!

  12. Beau* Beau*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Even if I say that I don't care,I'd always search for you among your friends.

  13. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 4:05am UTC
    I’m often difficult to love. I go through dark periods like the moon and I hide from myself. But I promise I will kiss your wounds when they’re hurting. Even if they’re in your soul, I can find them with the light in my fingertips. I will lead you to the river so you can remember how beautiful it feels to be moved by something that is out of your control. And when our dark periods match, we can breathe with the grass and look at the night sky. The stars will remind us of the beauty in our struggles and we won’t feel lost anymore.
    — Emery Allen

  14. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    that mini heart attack i get when i feel my pocket where i usually put my phone and its not there

  15. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When you're walking around the house in your socks and you step in something wet.

  16. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 8:50am UTC
    So I was in gym class and I heard some guys laughing. I turned around and one was behind me and humpîng the air. Then in a really creepy voice he said "I have a big dîck"

  17. ChelliePurple ChelliePurple
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    My mum says dinner is ready, i rush downstairs only to see thats she's still cooking.
    This is why i have trust issues.

  18. Jillianxxx Jillianxxx
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH
    BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND
    THERE WAS A SPIDER AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID
    THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I
    STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED SCREAMING.

  19. ChelliePurple ChelliePurple
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    Sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams

  20. Hopelessly_Dreaming Hopelessly_Dreaming
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    Have a problem with me?text me
    don't have my number?
    THEN YOU DON'T KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH
    to have a problem with me

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