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  1. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    I'M HAVING AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION WITH STEVE! ON A QUOTE
    DO YOU HEAR ME
    GUYS
    GUYS!
    :))

  2. Magicalglitter Magicalglitter
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    my most emberassing momment of my life
    it was the first year of middle school october 16 in the night it rained and there was mud and its a shortcut to school i was talking to my friend and we thought we went around it but we didnt and i fell in mud with a whole bunch of laughter and luckily then when i went to school everyone laughed at me and then my teacher said you could but on your extra clothes from gym ok heres the best part i took them out the other day to wash them so now i didnt have any luckily my friend who came with me had extra clothes in her backpack and i put my clothes in a zip lock back provided by my teacher an wearing my friends clothes

  3. LexZ LexZ
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Liking a guy but knowing nothing will come from it and wishing you could move on but you know you can't....

  4. xxloveyabooxx xxloveyabooxx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    if this should end in fire
    we should all burn together.

  5. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    stalking someone's facebook page.
    accidentally "likes" something.
    (dun dun dunnnnnnnn)

  6. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    When you freak out when a cop goes past you, even though you did nothing wrong.

  7. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    IF CINDERELLA'S SHOE FIT,
    WHY DID IT FALL OFF?!?!?!?!??!
    SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!
    I CANT EVEN
    I JUST
    AHH.
    CHILDHOOD=IN QUESTION

  8. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    That feeling when you know you forgot something
    but you cant remember what it is
    so you just sit there in frustration, unable to do anything else until you figure out what it is you forgot

  9. -JessehBabeh-* -JessehBabeh-*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    When a shop attendant tells you to use a Self-Service Checkout and then leaves you to it and you freak out because there's a big queue behind you and you have no idea what to do...

  10. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    Crying myself to sleep , fake smiling , wanting to do nothing but sleep and never wake up , trying to see if anyone even cares about me .. My life .

  11. LexZ LexZ
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    VENT. ADVICE NEEDED!!
    Well I'm in a engineering class, I'm the only girl. And we are doing stuff where we have to be in groups and I was put in a group of 3 because it was an odd number. So one of the guys in my group started to talk to me which he hasn't done since early last year. And its prob because were in a group together. But to me it seemed like he was showing off by tossing things and catching them. Then he was like now I'm gonna go home and do this with knifes. And I laughed. It seemed like he just wanted to stand close to me. Then we argued about an answer (funny/teasing) and I was starting to think maybe this guy is starting to get feelings for me. So I started to like him for the 2nd time. Then yesterday I was talking about this to some of my friends but saying I wish I didn't because I know nothing will happen and they were telling me no you guys would look cute together. And that it might happen. But to me it just seems like another crush that will never happen. And that ill get hurt again. And become more depressed. And sad. And want to harm myself. Today, he talked to me this morning out of all the other guys about some homework when i was by one of my good friends who after he walked away started to smile at me. but thats it. we havent gotten into our groups for a while. i feel like me liking him is useless. he will never like me. which is my life. no guy ever likes me and i hate it. feeling not cared for. no one cares about me. i every guy ive ever liked has never liked me. but something about him just makes me hope that someday maybe he will like me

  12. ChelliePurple ChelliePurple
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    when you introduce two of your friends to each other and then they become best friends and hang out without you

  13. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 5:35am UTC
    I think it's funny how we are forced to make decisions out of nowhere about our future's when we still don't know what the f*ck to do now.

  14. GoldenStateOfMind GoldenStateOfMind
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    LAY UNDER THE
    STARS WITH ME

  15. hello_universe hello_universe happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 4:29pm UTC
    Officially going to Warped Tour!
    Buying the tickets in March.
    AHH! I'm soo excited!!
    :D

  16. Shmeh19283746 Shmeh19283746
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    Ouch. I decided to leave my boyfriend of a year. He lives +1,500 miles away. Never met him, but i had the strongest feelings for him. Last night i carves so many deep cuts into my thigh because i didn't know what to do. Here i am, crying. Thinking why. Why is it soo hard to fall out of love.

  17. hello_universe hello_universe happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 10:01am UTC
    Today should be the day!
    Hopefully anabella comes out.
    I’m so excited!
    I’m officially gonna be an aunt!
    (:

  18. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2016 8:22am UTC
    And I still have jazz,
    when I've got the blues

  19. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    He smiles then looks
    away
    And I wonder just maybe that smile meant something
    he couldn't say

  20. nothumanok nothumanok
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 5:47pm UTC
    CHANNING TATUM .
    l0l, that's literally all I have to say.

:)

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