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                                              I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH 

                                                    BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND 
                                           THERE WAS A SPIDER AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID 
                                        THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I
                                                        STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED SCREAMING.















 
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I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT

9 faves · 2 comments · Mar 18, 2013 11:02pm

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yayrey · 1 decade ago
and I still haven't stopped laughing.... LOL
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ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons · 1 decade ago
Oh my God, after reading this I could /not/ stop laughing. Like, seriously. That is some funny as Hell sh/t you got there.
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