Girl in my
school: I want a boyfriend like Rolf from The Sound of
Music.
Me: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah. A guy who will sneak out late
at night with me, kiss me in the rain, dance with me in storms,
come to my house for work but really just wants to see my smile,
be a bit older than me to be able to care for me but still me
close enough to my age to understand my feelings.
Me: and a guy who's a Na.zi.
Girl: Excuse me?
Me: Rolf. He's a
Na.zi.
Girl: ...
