if you ever think
mythology is boring or serious business or whatever sh.t
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the
underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos,
which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to
cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right hades, lord of the
dead, literally fcking named his pet dog spot
