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if you look in a mirror and say “I love food” three times, I will appear and sternly say “not as much as I do”
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if you look in a mirror and say “I love food” three

45 faves · Sep 15, 2013 4:19pm

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funny · true · scary · yep · three · exactly · itwillhappen · warningthisisnolie

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