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An old man,
turned ninety-eight.
He won the lottery
and died the next day...

Mr. Play it Safe was
afraid to fly,
He packed his suit case
and kissed his kid goodbye.
He waited his whole damn life,
to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down he thought
well isnt this nice...

A traffic jam
when you already late.

A no-smoking sign
on your cigarette break

Its like ten thousand spoons
when all you need is a knife.

Its meeting the man
of your dreams,
and then meeting
his beautiful wife

Its like rain
on your wedding day

A free ride...
When you already paid

Its the good advice
that you just didnt take.

And isnt ironic...
dont you think?

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An old man, turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died

59 faves · 4 comments · Sep 3, 2013 1:47pm

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SilentSilver

truth · ironic · lifee · lyrics

ImmaBeWitty · 1 decade ago
oh my god my english teacher showed us this song and ranted about how it wasnt ironic at all

But its really catchy haha
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
I FUC/ING LOVE THIS SONG
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BulletproofLove · 1 decade ago
OmgAlanisMorrisetteOmgYouKnowHerOmgOmgLoveThisSoMuchOmg *dies*
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SilentSilver · 1 decade ago
omg! I knowww! im in love with her music<333
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An old man, turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died

by

SilentSilver

tags

truth · ironic · lifee · lyrics