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Here in the lovely US of A, we make television shows of people
doing illegal things. ALL HAIL THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE, EVERYONE GO SMOKE SOME WHACKY GRASS AND MARRY MULTIPLE PEOPLE.

 
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Here in the lovely US of A, we make television shows of people

110 faves · 8 comments · Aug 19, 2013 12:35pm

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hey_itsgabby · 1 decade ago
lol like moonshiners
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DividedByZero · 1 decade ago
420Blaze
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Lethal* · 1 decade ago
God Bless The USA
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PinkzeeSlimepie · 1 decade ago
In another dimention:

EVERYONE GO EAT HAMBURGER AND CELIBRATE BIRTHDAYS!
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PinkzeeSlimepie · 1 decade ago
What's wrong with "wacky grass"? It's all natural, not addictive, and doesn't you up.

And marrying multiple women is tradition in some areas.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Actually "wacky grass" is a completely different drug than it was in, say, the 60s. Certain chemicals levels have been increased and others have been decreased to make the substance more addictive. So, because of the changes your argument for it being "all natural" and "not addictive" are no longer sufficient arguments.

And polygamy is illegal.
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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath · 1 decade ago
isn't everything all natural?
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Um it's illegal, as is polygamy.
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