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hiyaxxx

Status: No matter how carefully you choose your words, they will always be twisted by others.

Member Since: 2 Mar 2012 12:55pm

Last Seen: 19 Mar 2014 07:25am

Location: UK

Gender: F

user id: 279916

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 7:26pm UTC

instead of pepper spray, use shampoo, it's probably cheaper, but it will burn just as bad

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hiyaxxx
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October 18, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Girls in my class: *eyes up boys through the window*
Me: *eyes up friend's uneaten pizza*

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hiyaxxx
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September 18, 2013 6:12am UTC

lol is the new full stop

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 3:36pm UTC

me: *sees cute boy*
him: hey
me: *makes strange nasal sound*

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 9:45pm UTC

*when food falls on the floor*
normal people: eww five second rule
me: ooo-lookey here, pizza...you gonna eat that?

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 6:58am UTC

Today I went out in public with crocs on. I don't give an eff anymore.

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hiyaxxx
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July 6, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Other people's thighs: Oh my gosh I'm so far away from my other half!
My thighs: *squish*

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Teacher: So, Anna, do you like One Direction?
Me: Not really, their too 'boyband'.
Teacher: So what do you think would improve their image? What would you get them to wear if you were their stylist?
Me: A bag over their heads.
Teacher:
Teacher:
Me:
Class: *almost peeing themselves laughing*
The only directioner in the class: *gives me multiple death glares*

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC

So, apparently, Taylor Swift is dating Ed Sheeran.
Oh Lord help us.
Ain't nobody got time for that.

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 10:01am UTC

Whenever I click the 'Top
Today' button on Witty. I
always imagine the potato
from asdf movies saying it.
Not today-Top Today?
Just me?

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Honey,
It's your face,
Not a colouring book

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:58pm UTC

this happened to me today with a five year old.
her: Anna...
me: Yes?
her: Jake said the 'R' word to me today...
me: Erm, I don't know an 'R' word, you sure it was a swear word?
her: Yes, do you want me to whisper it to you?
me: Erm, ok....
her: *whispers* Pathetic.
I couldn't stop laughing.

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 1:40pm UTC

I don't believe in love at first sight cause,
shouldn't they fall in love with your personality,
not just your looks?

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Everything turns out fine in the end,
if it's not fine-it's not the end ❤

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 2:03pm UTC

So many people think that Kony is the world's worst killer-or maybe Osama Bin Laden. You're wrong.
This is the real
killer
bunnylover43 Format (wittyimagination.weebly.com)

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 10:37am UTC

Popular guy: *overhears me and idarly's comveration and goes on witty* Ha! Anyone who goes on witty profiles has no life!
Me: Well, you just went on witty...
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: *trollface*

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 3:50pm UTC

so today, the worst happened
RIP Aunty Jen, you will forever remain in my heart x <3

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 1:51pm UTC

So I decided to sign on again. flossydossy did announce I was leaving, but I have to vent right now.

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 7:10pm UTC

I think I'm gonna take a break off witty, I'm on a lot and it's quite bad for me. I think I'll try and get a life :) bye for now x

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hiyaxxx
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August 1, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Hey guys its anna I just wanna tell you that I won't be on witty for 2 WHOLE WEEKS!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA . Actually, I don't mind too much...cause I'm going to portugal! I'm so excited! Here in England, it's half 11 at night and I CBA to go to sleep, cause we're gonna have to wake up again at freaking 4am! And the plane only leaves at 7am!!
Gawd, goodbye sleep,
miss u witty & Wittians!
Anna xx
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Love you guys loads, I miss u like mad xx:
Dali→idarly
Helena→music19
Kinza→kinzaminda
Florence→flossydossy
^ ur fricking awesome
This is Anna
her time on witty,
►her summer holiday,
and her sleep
MINE
Over and out »

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