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Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if i left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: Nope.
Girl: choose, me or your life.
Boy: Mine.

*girl runs away in shock and pain*
*The boy comes running after her and says*

The reason , you never cross my mind because your'e always on my mind.
The reason why I dont like you is because I love you.
The reason why i dont want you is because I need you.
The reason why i wouldnt cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why i wouldnt live for you is because i would die for you.
The reason why im not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you.
The reason I choose my life is because you are my life.

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