Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago

1) The disease a person may contract while having on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
buy miley cyrus mugs & shirts

this?
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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
Yes o-0
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
hahaha xD
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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
xD
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peek-a-boo* · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahaha omg omg hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahayahahahhahhahahhahahqhahahhahahhah omg I'm gonna die lolololooololololo I'm gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made my day lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
Good, that's the reason I posted it xD
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peek-a-boo* · 1 decade ago
Omg I so need to tell my friends
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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
Lol you can if you want :3
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peek-a-boo* · 1 decade ago
Ok
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zeel7 · 1 decade ago
OMG SPIT-TAKE
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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA xD
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absent * · 1 decade ago
Hahahahaha ohmygod haha oh god, I'm dying xD I am so glad you showed me that , made my day <3
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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
I am so happy xD It made my day too. It was so funny I was like "OMG I have to put that on witty!"
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absent * · 1 decade ago
Haha, like its about true aswell haha, xD
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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
Lol ikr xD
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