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  1. GhostTown GhostTown
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    November 12, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    *During Spanish class*.
    Roberto: I know the definition of obnoxious!
    Spanish teacher: Is the definition Robert Jones?
    Roberto: No, that's a synonym!

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    August 19, 2014 6:36am UTC

  3. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    July 26, 2014 5:36am UTC
    When you find out one of your best friends use to be obsessed with Twilight.

  4. whitepearl97 whitepearl97
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    June 12, 2014 9:00am UTC

  5. bellacoolbird bellacoolbird
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    Roses are red violets are red
    Trees are red Bushes are red
    I set your garden on fire.....
    Saw this in a grumpy cat meme :D

  6. basorexia* basorexia*
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    May 23, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    Who came up with the idea of

  7. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 9:43pm UTC
    I bet I can make you cry
    I did well aye ;)

  8. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:20am UTC
    Have you ever thought you were in
    love with someone but realized
    you were just staring in a mirror for 20
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    50,981 36,484

  9. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    March 19, 2014 2:33am UTC
    When did Bob become such a popular name.
    It's like one day every teenager on the planet decided to start calling inanimate objects Bob.

  10. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
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    March 18, 2014 3:12am UTC
    So, today me and my family were eating at a place called "Blueberry Hill" a diner.
    And my Aunt and my brother were talking about space and how we should have flying cars and sh-t like that,
    and out of no where my Aunt randomly looks at me and says
    "Holy sh-t you have nose hair!"
    And needless to say I laughed so hard I cried, and died a little bit too

  11. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 8:43am UTC
    Me and my friend talking about creepy pervs on the internet.
    My friend: i think i'm going to deactivate my account, I think there are a bunch of creepy pervs on here
    Me: yeah, mt.
    My friend: whats mt? o.o
    Me: "Me too"
    My friend: lol ohh. i didnt know what tbh meant till i put it together yesterday xD
    Me: lol "To be honest"
    My friend: Oh? I thought it meant "Titty, Boobies, Hotness"
    We are going to be best friends forever.

  12. OfficialWittyUnicorn OfficialWittyUnicorn
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    ''Write something a stranger would hang on there wall''
    I dunno?Vital organs a pocket knife nutella?

  13. OfficialWittyUnicorn OfficialWittyUnicorn
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Harry Potter Ending In A Nutshell.

  14. OfficialWittyUnicorn OfficialWittyUnicorn
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Thank you for being there to cover the bodies of my enemies.I really appreciate it,keeping them in the basement until you came was a terrible idea.But you didnt cover the blood on the ground I was really unhappy about that :/Nonetheless Thank you!

  15. Swaggie212 Swaggie212
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    hannah toomey spanks her dad

  16. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    Dear Miley Cyrus,
    Your tongue

  17. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
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    November 9, 2013 10:11am UTC
    You can't spell "Awesome" without "me"

  18. c i y a* c i y a*
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    November 3, 2013 6:08am UTC
    I love how you can't have a honest friend who says nice things about you and means it.

  19. Dman123 Dman123
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    November 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.
    The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.
    He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
    The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."
    The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."
    The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
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    October 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
    Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.


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