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mom: did you eat all the donuts?
me: no.
mom: i can see the powdered sugar all over your pants.
me: that's crystal meth.
 
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mom: did you eat all the donuts? me: no. mom: i can see the powdered

257 faves · 2 comments · May 22, 2013 1:24pm

BravoSierra

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funny · lol · food · fat · donuts

RealGrandpaWitty · 1 decade ago
Back in Nam we had to do crystal meth to stay awake.
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booda456 · 1 decade ago
did u eat mine?
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