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So, in school a Teaching Assistant asked me and my friends to collect the basketballs which boys in my class were playing with. So we did but not many of them were listening. So this is what I did:

Me:*Goes towards the boys*Can you pass your b.all please?
Me:Pass your b.all.
Me: B.all please...
Me:*A moment passes, facepalm, starts laughing* WTF Uhhh!!!
Friends:What is she laughing 'bout?
Me:*Burst out laughing*Ewwwww!!!
Friends:*Thinks, laughing*UHHHH!!!
Me:*Ludicrously laughing*
Me:EWWW!!!!!
Me:*Runs away moaning*
Friend(xXChocolateXx):*Laughing*Why do you want the boys' b.alls?
Me:*laughing*No, I didn't mean it that way, I meant basketball...

And that, wittians, is how my friends thought I wanted to have it with the boys in my class(feels wrong writing that).
*Shivers*
BTW I am way to young for that...
FYI I don't wanna do that!
*Screaming in disgust*

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