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Some girl  I was just checking out at target groceries when i noticed the guy behind me put only one think down on the conveyor belt- a box of c0nd0ms.Not only did he catch me looking at them, but we also made super-uncomfortable eye contact.So in an effort to lighten the mood,i grabbed the ketchup bottle in front of me and said:"Hey i see we both bought something to put on our wieners.He laughed, i laughed,the lady at the register laughed.
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Another girl Omg i just read this out in the break room so everyone could hear!hahahahahahahahhahahahahhaa
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