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0 faves · 12 comments · Jan 1, 1970 12:00am

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bye* · 1 decade ago
dear marebear,
i luv youu. you have a nice dog. you make me LAUGH LIKE REALLY HARD. you should move to indiana<33 SOMEDAY I WILL MEET YOU. you+me=<33333. if i saw you now i would scream and cry and like hug you. i want to marry you. no im kidding thats weird. i would build a sandcastle just for you. if i could sing you and song it would be sweater weather. we could laugh under the stars.
love,
breastuser
(ps, u s/ck)
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago
thank you ily
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago
Dear Miss Dorothy Sackboy,

I love you. You have a nice personality. You make me smile. You should come to Slimsbury. Someday I will meet you and tell you I love you in person. You + me = lovers. I want to talk to you. I would build an airplane for you so you could come to me. If I could sing you any song it would be "There's a girl" by The Ditty Bops. We could kiss under the stars.

Love, Autumn
P.S. I'm sorry :( ♡
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago
aw aw aw ily
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livelifealltheway · 1 decade ago
Dear mary,

I really love you. You have a nice everything. You make me really happy which says a lot. You should always tell me when you're feeling down no matter what I'll be here for you. Someday I will finally meet you and hopefully we'll click irl. You + me = #besties4lyfe. If I saw you now I’d fangirl to death omg. I want to hug youi guess ya. I would build a fort made of blankets just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be One Thing. We could roast marshmellows over a bonfire under the stars.

Love,
ger<3

(P.S. ur really smexy and i luv ur diick.)
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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
Dear Mary,

I dig you. You have a nice rack. You make me jealous D:. You should write that story about my retainers. Someday I will sleep in your bathtub. You + me = ♥. If I saw you now I’d be pretty excited. I want to meet you. I would build something just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be a song from the heart. We could talk about religion under the stars.

Love,
Soph

(P.S. you have a deerdog.)
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Dear Mary,
I love you. You have a nice face and personality. You make me happy with the long conversations we have. You should never leave witty because then I'll have no way to talk to you. I want to have our long and deep conversations with you. I would build a guitar if I could... just for you. If I could sing you any song, it would be a song I made up telling you to sing me a song and play the guitar I made you. We could make love under the stars.
Love,
Bree
(P.S. I don't really know what to add here. I'm just being weird.)
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
Dear Mary,
I love you.You have a nice face.You make me want to puke.You should give me a shout out.Someday I will meet you.You + me = FRIENDS FOR EVA<3.If I saw you now I'd probably just look at you and not recognize you. I want to visit you.I would build a snowman just for you.If I could sing you any song it would be an 5h song.We could dance under the stars.
Love,Corinne
ps this is awkward
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago
ur so sweet ily
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
IF YOU TAKE WES FROM ME I SWEAR
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago
WE'LL SEE WE'LL SEE
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
im gonna cry
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