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Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?

Friend:Uh...left
Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?

Friend:The first one.
Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?

Friend:Grand masteroom...
Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?

Fiend:White one.
Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way  to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.

Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...

Friend:.......

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945 faves · 19 comments · Sep 3, 2012 11:08am

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MondayHater* · 1 decade ago
oh,sorry to hear

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mads171 · 1 decade ago
I just did this to my dad... He would've died to lol he said it was a waste of 30 seconds of his life
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mariahhhx3 · 1 decade ago
hehe i love this :]
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jewels11 · 1 decade ago
i remember this lol
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MondayHater* · 1 decade ago
yeah i messed up there,by the way thanks!!!when i saw i had 653 faves,i almost had a heart attack!!!and by the way,thanks again!!!!!
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
"you could have PICKED or CHOSEN the electric chair."
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overuseILOVEU · 1 decade ago
in june, one of my best friends did that to me lol
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VinnieLavini · 1 decade ago
I did that 2 my sister
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yonkers · 1 decade ago
but if the chair didn't have electricity, wouldn't the murderer just kill you anyway?
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forever_styles · 1 decade ago
@emilyanne2121 please, its funny. of course it a quote.
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CaosGoMoo · 1 decade ago
Omg i remeber doing this
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
HAHAAAA
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ThatsJustLifee · 1 decade ago
You could have **chosen** the electricity chair...
Sorry, I had too (:.
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emilyanne2121 · 1 decade ago
so old and how is this a quote?
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JimmyIsWeird · 1 decade ago
Lol. Did it to my mom xD. Cant wait to test the rest of my family
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savvywinter · 1 decade ago
im so doing his haha
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Ashwe110 · 1 decade ago
i just did it to my mom..Hilarious!!
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xxdream121 · 1 decade ago
lol I did this to my sister
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Kailey♥* · 1 decade ago
lol my friend did this to me a few years ago... *starts crying* I'm not friends with her anymore. *wipes tears* good times, bro. good times [:
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