MariaYoloOsorio

Status: Why you actin' tough? I heard you work at Build-A-Bear <3

Member Since: 6 May 2012 02:38pm

Last Seen: 9 Aug 2013 01:48am

Location: Wheree the Wild Things Areee

Gender: F

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The rest of my "About Me" got cut off. It basically listed my favorite movies, "A Walk To Remember", "Moonwalker", "Captain Eo", The Brat pack Movies, "50 First Dates"...
I love the 80's, I like the 90's, and my favorite TV shows are Glee, Married With Children, Seinfeld, The Office, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, New Girl, The Big Bang Theory, Friends, Conan, George Lopez, Don't Trust The B___ In Apartment 23, Brothers and Sisters, BCG, oh gosh, sooo many more:) Let's just go with TBS, ABC and Fox for now haha. I listen to all types of music. If you really would like to know, comment and ask me to email you the names of some artists I like. But for now, ;) Drake, Lil' Wayne, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Jasmine V, Tyga, T - Pain, Timbaland, Trey Songz, Usher, Vanessa Carlton, Wiz khalifa, Young Money, The Wanted, The Glee Cast [ hehe:)] Swizz Beats, Selena Gomez, Sean Kingston, Christina Grimmie, Ne - Yo, Sara Bereilles, Rej3ctz, Paramore, OneRepublic, Nicki Minaj, Neon Hitch, Nelly Furtado, Naked Eyes, Pat Benetar,Missy Elliot, Michael Sembello, Justin Nozuka, Mandy Moore, Matisse, Ludacris, Lonely Island, Lady GaGa, Kevin Michael, and if you think that's long, you should see my iTunes Library haha! Layout Credit

I really enjoy music and writing. I write Michael Jackson fanfiction at www.mjfiction.com. My user is "PYT4evr":) Check it out if you like.
Michael Jackson is MY LIFE. Demi Lovato and JoJo [Joanna Levesque] are my inspirations. Whenever I need to curl up in a ball and cry, I go to Taylor Swift. Mandy Moore is also pretty amazing. I fXcking love Aubrey Drake Graham [and all of YMCMB:] I used to be a Belieber, but ehhh, not as much anymore. But I do still love Justin with a passion. One Direction is greatt! My name is Maria... Maybe I should've told you that first? I act insane, I talk a lot, I'm boy crazy, I stay Up All Night, and I enjoy every Genre of music. You name it, you can definitely find it on my iPod somwhere. I'm also Vegan. I saw this video on YouTube called "Farm To Fride"... it was pretty horrifying. I cried while watching it. Despite what others who have seen it might say, I WAS THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO EVERYONE in my vicinity. Not that it matters hahahahahahaahhahahahahah. I cry myself to sleep alot... Soon, I'm moving out of my mom's house, to my dad's. I love Big Time Rush! Music and Dance are also my passions, along with writing. I hate my Latin Teacher, ___Won't Say Her Name___ because she yells at everyone for involuntary things. She yelled at me for coughing, legit. Oh yeah! And her sneeze sounds like a dying monkey at climax! X)
My iPod is with me at all times. Even when it's prohibited, like during the state-wide testing haha but I always forget that it's there, so no prob?
I am currently crushing on about five boys... [not One Direction...]
I'm not a @#!*% though, I promise.

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Hi.
So.
How's your mom?

Skies are crying I am watching Catching teardrops in my hands Only silence as it's ending, like we never had a chance Do you have to, make me feel like there is nothing left of me?

You can take everything I have You can break everything I am Like I'm made of glass Like I'm made of paper Go on and try to tear me down I will be rising from the ground Like a skyscraper! Like a skyscraper!
As the smoke clears I awaken, and untangle you from me Would it make you, feel better to watch me while I bleed? All my windows, still are broken But I'm standing on my feet

You can take everything I have You can break everything I am Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper Go on and try to tear me down I will be rising from the ground Like a skyscraper! Like a skyscraper!
[Bridge]Go run, run, run I'm gonna stay right here Watch you disappear, yeah Go run, run, run Yeah it's a long way down But I am closer to the clouds up here
You can take everything I have You can break everything I am Like i'm made of glass Like i'm made of paper, Ohhh woaah Go on and try to tear me down I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper! Like a skyscraper!
Like a skyscraper! Like a skyscraper!

MariaYoloOsorio
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August 2, 2013 1:33am UTC

I WONDER IF
im anyone's crush

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MariaYoloOsorio
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December 6, 2012 8:38pm UTC

I hate when strangers say "I won't bite."
Yes.
Because the first thing I think when I meet someone is
"Holy Sh/t, this b/tch is gonna bite me."
THE F^CK BRAH

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December 6, 2012 8:27pm UTC

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MariaYoloOsorio
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September 3, 2012 11:23am UTC

What member(s) of One Direction is(are) single?
just curious heheh

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MariaYoloOsorio
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September 1, 2012 1:32pm UTC

I'm sick. With many conditions.
BUT HEY, WITTY IS FOR HAPPINESS, RIGHT?
So, I'm happy that I'm getting a new iPod on Monday.
And you guys should be happy TOO.
You've all got your lives to live; so go live them!
[and you've got internet too.]
Here's an idea;
sit on your porch. In front of your house, in the sun somewhere.
&& read witty till you do something productive.
[kind of dumb, but im bored. WITTIANS = in need of lives. or at least thats what you tell me.]

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MariaYoloOsorio
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September 1, 2012 11:51am UTC

Me: Maybe i should go outside...
Me:................................nahhh.

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MariaYoloOsorio
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September 1, 2012 10:01am UTC

Just because someone is pretty.
Just because someone is smiling.
Just because they aren't crying now.
Even though they're laughing...
...doesn't mean mean they aren't unhappy,
to the point of s u i c i d e or s t a r v a t i o n.
it can happen to anyone.

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 29, 2012 11:24pm UTC

*me texting*
Me: rack city, b*tch. rack rack city, b*tch
Me: omg sorry mom, i meant to send that to my friend, lol
Mom: its ok
Mom: ten ten ten, twenties and them fifties, b*tch

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 29, 2012 10:07pm UTC

I'm just asking for a slow yes;;
instead of a fast
no.

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 29, 2012 9:29pm UTC

A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
MICHAEL JACKSON!
[THE KING OF POP!]
and happy birthday t o Trevor Pelkey, who turned 14 today.

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 29, 2012 6:04am UTC

Song: What's it like for you, when you can't sleep at night?
Me: Well i have insomnia, i just lay there watching th-
Song: do you hold your breath
me: well no, i would die... but-
song: do you count back from ten
me: not usually? that would be dumb
song: do you cry
me: i dunno
song: do you count
me: i thought I already answered-
song: do you cry-y-y
me: i already sai-
song: do you
me: -___-
Song: hey do you like to
chit chat
chit chat
chit chat to yourself
me: no.

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 29, 2012 5:24am UTC

It's really been annoying seeing the quotes about how many celebrities the UK has right now being compared to the other countries. For example, [in the USA] Hmm well we have Michael Jackson, Prince, Paramore, Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Walt Disney, Tina Turner, The Wright Brothers, Elvis Presley, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Muhammad Ali, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Neil Armstrong, Elizabeth Banks [she lived in my town, went to the same high school as my parents.] and so many more. Just because people from the UK are popular on US radio and around the world doesn't make your country any better than the US or any other country for that matter.
[Not just musicians.]
Just... i hate how people think the US doesn't have any celebrities. -___-
-vent. sorry.

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 27, 2012 12:51am UTC

one day in your life...
You'll remember a place
Someone touching your face
You'll come back and you'll look around,
One day in your life
You'll remember the love you found here
You'll remember me somehow
Though you don't need me now
I will stay in your heart
And when things fall apart
You'll remember one day
One day in your life
When you find that you're always waiting
For a love we used to share
Just call my name, and I'll be there
You'll remember me somehow
Though you don't need me now
I will stay in your heart
And when things fall apart
You'll remember one day
One day in your life
When you find that you're always lonely
For a love we used to share
just call my name, and i'll be there♥
-Michael Jackson

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August 26, 2012 8:58pm UTC

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 23, 2012 7:59am UTC

me: why are those jeans so skinny?
me: DO THEY KNOW THIGHS EXIST?

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 23, 2012 7:57am UTC

im excited
for school shopping;
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 23, 2012 7:32am UTC

me: maybe i should go for a jog
me: nahh

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 23, 2012 7:30am UTC

me: maybe i should go for a jog
me: nahh

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 23, 2012 7:27am UTC

me: maybe i should go for a jog
me: nahh

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MariaYoloOsorio
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August 23, 2012 7:21am UTC

YOU&& me
on a summer night
PARK THAT CAR
dancin' in the headlights
you + i
late night drives
YOUR HAND IN MINE
and all your time
i dont need money in my pockets
diamonds on my neck
the time i spend with
YOU
i know i'll never forget
you and me
is more than enough
'cause you make me feel
like
a million bucks ♥

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