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Ways to Attract A Sea Bear

~playing the clarinet
~waving a flashlight back and forth
~stomping the ground
~eating cheese
~wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion
~wearing clown shoes
~wearing a hoop skirt
~screeching like a chimpanzee

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Ways to Attract A Sea Bear ~playing the clarinet ~waving a flashlight

265 faves · 10 comments · Jun 27, 2012 8:16pm

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cheerordie963 · 1 decade ago
you forgot crawling, running, and squidwards limping (:
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momoadd · 1 decade ago
Hell Yeah
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BeautifulBrunette · 1 decade ago
I drew an oval :(
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you_da_bomb · 1 decade ago
SPONGEBOB SQARE PANTS LOL HOW COULD YOU FORGET
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oceandrop · 1 decade ago
OMG SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
THANK GOODNESS I DON'T PLAY THE CLARINET ANYMORE
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ilovevolleyball11 · 1 decade ago
Yea cubed cheese and playing the clairinet badly in the wilderness (you can see I watch sponge bob way too much ;))
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liveitup44 · 1 decade ago
eating CUBED cheese ;)
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xnevershoutsalena · 1 decade ago
How to prevent sea bear attack:
Draw circle with stick in sand and stand inside.
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xcortneyx · 1 decade ago
THAT IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB EVERRRR!!!!!!!! :)
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