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My hair smells like kiwi.
kiwi smells like kiwi.
therefore, my hair is a kiwi.

*casually starts putting hair in mouth*

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My hair smells like kiwi. kiwi smells like kiwi. therefore, my

109 faves · 1 comments · Jun 5, 2012 3:00pm

littleleftofthemiddle

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ThatScreamoKid · 1 decade ago
A kiwi is a bird, or what New Zealanders are called... CANNIBAL! lol jk.

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