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1. mahomie22
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   Sorry i'm not Adele,
   i dont wish the best for you,
   nor do i want to find someone like you.
   I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.
   
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2. mahomie22
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 9:54pm UTC
   admit it, it happens to most of us in some form...
   Me: *gets hungry, walks downstairs*
   Mom: "look who finally came out of her room"
   Dad: (completely not serious) "eww thats disgusting"
   Me: "gee thanks dad, love you too"
   Dad: "you know i was kidding"
   Me: *gets food, starts walking back upstairs to my room*
   Mom: "there she goes"
   Me: -__-
   
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3. mahomie22
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   did anyone else notice that One Direction left America right before July 4th and 4/5 of their home countries are Britain...
   (i am HUGE directioner, but I just noticed that and thought it was funny)
   
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4. mahomie22
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 5:33pm UTC
   • • • • • • • • •
   There is no telling how many miles
   you will have to run while
   chasing a dream <3
   • • • • • • • • •
   
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5. mahomie22
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 12:29pm UTC
   Happy Father's day to my two grandpas! Even though I never got to spend time with you because you both passed away, I love you both so much<3
   R.I.P. I will see you guys soon<3
   
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6. mahomie22
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 12:26pm UTC
   Happy Father's day Daddy!
   I love you so much<3 i couldn't have asked for a better dad<3
   Happy Father's day to all of the amazing dads out their!(:
   
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7. mahomie22
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   May 28, 2012 10:22am UTC
   Happy Memorial Day!
   Thank you all men and women of the armed forces for, protecting us, and giving your lives up for us to live free!<3
   
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8. mahomie22
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 10:04am UTC
   Dear One Direction,
   get out, get out, get out of my head,
   and fall into my arms instead.
   Sincerely,
   Directioners
   
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9. mahomie22
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 2:00pm UTC
   The Basics:
   Name: Jackie
   Age: 14
   Love Life:
   Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope
   Do you like someone?: Yeah!
   Does anyone like you?: probably not. Lol
   Hugged anyone in the past week?: Yep
   Friendships
   Who are your best friends?: Michelle, anna, rachel, rosie, alexandra, gina, ryan
   Where did you meet them? School/ family
   Did you lose any friends this year?: no i don't think so
   Gain any?: yes, got much closer to michelle from last year
   Meet a special friend? no
   Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? Yeah.
   New Years Eve
   Did you do anything at midnight? We were watching the New Years shows.
   Who did you spend it with? michelle, anna and my family
   Any resolutions? Diet
   Valentines Day
   Did you have a Valentine? Nope.
   Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: yeah.
   Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: no...
   Summer
   Did you go on vacation?: yup.
   Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: Yep.
   How long was your summer break?: end of June, July, and August, and some of september
   Did you get a tan?: Yeah!
   Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: Still no.
   Halloween
   Did you go trick or treating?: Yeah!
   If so, who did you go with?: my younger sister, neighbors, and then friends
   Did you dress up?: Yes!
   Was it fun?: Yeah.
   Christmas
   Who did you spend it with?: Family.
   Did Santa come to your house?: obviously...
   Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? Yeah until like 4...and then i went home haha
   Your Birthday
   Who did you spend it with?: Friends, Family.
   What did you do?: this year went on vacation
   What did you get?: camera and some other stuff
   Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
   Hugged someone: Yes.
   Electricuted yourself: Nooo.
   Climbed more than 60 feet: yes
   Made a Youtube video: no
   Lied to a loved one: Yes.
   Had a pet: Yeah.
   Ran a marathon: Lol. no
   Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: hahaha noo....
   5 Do’s
   1. Do you play any instruments?: yep
   2. Do you play any sports?: yup
   3. Do you believe in 2012? Like, the world ending? No.
   4. Do you like animals? ehh...depends on what
   5. Do you honestly like Obama?: i guess i mean he is the president of my country?
   4 If’s
   1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? if its serious then no
   2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: probabaly not
   3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? Family comes first.
   4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? sprite
   3 How’s
   1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: Around 24-26.
   2. How many siblings do you have?: 2
   3. How did your last Christmas go? good i love it!
   2 When’s
   1. When is your birthday?: september 23
   2. When was your last relationship? umm never....
   1 What
   1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? I don't know. i would be extremely shocked and i would love it
   
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10. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment when somebody posts
    0 faves=i'mugly
    3 faves=i'm ok
    7 faves=i'm cute
    15 faves=i'm pretty
    25 faves= i'm beautiful
    30 faves=im breathtaking
    35+ faves, IM DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
    ...and they don't have a profile picture
    (this is not meant to offend anybody, all of you are beautiful, just thought it was funny)
    love you all<3
    
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11. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Hey guys could you do me a HUGE favor and just click on this link...
    it would meant the world to me<3
    http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=kdgpdtfair47agberidn7q6cpq
    i absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE you if you clicked this:D <3 <3 <3
    
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12. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Dear lawn mowers outside,
    could you keep it down?
    Sincerely,
    girl trying to listen to one direction
    
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13. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Go to PouringRain and sign
    up for her story,
    she needs more people
    thanks!(:
    
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14. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Witty best friend anyone...?
    my name is Jackie and,
    i am a 14 year old girl
    if you want to know anythikng, just
    go to my profile!(:
    
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15. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    teacher: okay guys we have to start our lesson.
    annoying girls nobody likes: *talking about stupid gossip, and about their lives, how hot they are, etc..*
    teacher: girls, i am sure that most of these people want you guys to disappear and never come back
    one of the girls: no, everybody loves us *saying why every person loves them*
    teacher: no, I am pretty sure I am right, they want you to disappear.
    me: *thinking* did you just read my mind? i flipping love you!
    
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16. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    I just love when it is drizzling and as soon as you step outside it just starts down pouring and you have no where to go and, you get so wet, that your jeans get stuck to your legs....-__-
    
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17. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    1.) I need to tell you a secret. Look at 5
    2.) The answer is.. look at 11
    3.) Don’t get mad, look at 15
    4.) Calm down, don’t be mad, look at 13
    5.) First, look at 2
    6.) Don’t be angry look at 12
    7.) I just wanted to say I love you<3
    8.) What I wanted to tell you is look at 14
    9.) Be patient look at 4
    10.) This is the last time, look at 7
    11.) Look at 6
    12.)Sorry, look at 8
    13.) Don’t get mad look at 10
    14.)First look at 3
    15.)U must be mad.. look at 9
    nmg just thought it was cute<3
    
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18. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Google
    Most adorable person on the face of this earth
    Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
    Did you mean Niall Horan?
    nmf/idk about quote
    
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19. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    If I’m louder, would you see me?
    Would you lay down
    In my arms and rescue me?
    ‘Cause we are the same
    You save me,
    When you leave it’s gone again
    - Niall Horan
    "More Than This"
    favorite part of this song<3 so cute nialler(:
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
    
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20. mahomie22
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold your breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.good now if you did this without breathing you are a good kisser
    
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