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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow ♥

The name is Allison:) hahaha hi! im 14 years old and i was born on april 7th (if your my twin comment lol♥) cheetahs are my favorite animals and orange is my favorite color. im in love with buffalo wild wings... and arnold palmer! i love the hunger games and harry potter. MUSIC is my entire life.. i mostly listen to indie music!
my best friend is Nicole Setelia (ilovecowboy8)

any question, comment!

Myfavebands:deathcabforcutie.City&colour.mumford&sons.and.sayAnything♥

clemintine98
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Peace out ✌
suckas
who remembers sunny with a chance?

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clemintine98
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August 2, 2012 8:50pm UTC

The new iPhone costs $800
i don't care what it does,
but for that price it better have a cancel message option...
or it's not worth $800

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clemintine98
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August 1, 2012 7:46pm UTC

credittorunningislife
If going on the internet was an Olympic sport,
I'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps...
nmf MYQUOTE

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clemintine98
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July 23, 2012 11:47pm UTC

Here's to the girls
Who still have a stuffed animal they love.
♥
nmf

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clemintine98
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July 17, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Plot Twist: Our animals can talk, and no all our secrets.
nmf i would cry..

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clemintine98
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July 16, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Anti Joke #44
What did the dead guy say to the two guys who buried him?
Nothing. He was dead.
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clemintine98
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July 16, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Plot Twist: we're all 40 year old creeps, pretending to be teenagers.
nmf

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July 16, 2012 6:51pm UTC

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July 16, 2012 6:49pm UTC

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clemintine98
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July 16, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Anti Joke #41
Roses are black
Violets are black
I'm blind.
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clemintine98
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July 16, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Anti Joke #40
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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July 16, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Anti Joke #39
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?!
Virgin mobile.
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July 16, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Anti Joke #38
Why did the hipster burn his tounge?
She drank her tea before it was cool.
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July 16, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Anti Joke #37
What's the similarity betweed baseball and the holocaust?
They're both sports. Except the holocaust.
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July 16, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Anti Joke #36
Roses are red
Violets are red
The trees are red
The shrubs are red
OMG! my yards on fire!
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July 16, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Anti Joke #35
What did the jew get for christmas?
Nothing, jews don't celebrate christmas.
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July 16, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Anti Joke #34
What's big,white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A fridge.
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July 16, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Anti Joke #33
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
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July 16, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Anti Joke #32
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
That's impossible.
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July 16, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Anti Joke #31
What's the difference between a duck?
Oranges, because trees don't have doors.
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