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Quotes added on Saturday, March 22 2014

  1. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:06pm UTC
    Guys I'm related to Sterling Holloway omigod

  2. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:07pm UTC
    Peoples differences should be celebrated!!!! So wittians happy in birthday!!!

  3. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    i really shouldn't have let you kiss me

  4. ♥Dreamer* ♥Dreamer*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    The day you regret the most: Two days ago. I said something that I really didn't mean, it's hard to explain, but now he left me. I've never felt so alone and abandoned.

  5. queenofwonderland queenofwonderland
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:17pm UTC
    Im at school on a saturday and my prinicpal is bribbing me with Ice cream like what the hello kitty?!?!?

  6. martii1245 martii1245
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    The Vamps♥

  7. ♥Dreamer* ♥Dreamer*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    She suddenly stopped talking...

  8. 💋Alexis💋* 💋Alexis💋*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    Come on, baby,
    Keep it down.
    Honey, hush your lips.
    Clothes trailing From the backdoor
    To the bedroom And I don't even know your name.
    Give me all you've got.
    Make this night worth my time,

  9. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    this shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

  10. MiraclesAreEverywhere MiraclesAreEverywhere
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:00pm UTC
    And you know what sucks?
    I gave you everything.
    You know what I got in return?
    Depression.
    Social anxiety.
    Anger issues.
    And heartbreak.
    You got my deepest secrets.
    I got a trip to guidance and my mother called in.
    I lost my ability to trust.
    but all of this, this isn't even what hurts the most.
    It's the fact that I gave you 5 months of my life, 5 months I can never get back.
    It's the fact that I keep everything inside now, because I'm afraid of judgement.
    It's the fact that you gained my trust, and then used it against me.
    It's the fact that you stole my sanity, and I want it back.
    That's what hurts the most.

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    "you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"
    stop
    pointing
    stuff
    like
    this
    out

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    what i've learned in college
    how to read greek letters
    coffee is happier water
    how to cry silently with someone else in the room
    ???????????????
    taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    “I dont care about looks”
    LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR
    YOU ARE LYING

  14. 💋Alexis💋* 💋Alexis💋*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:10pm UTC
    Now we know the chicken crossed the road because the cow was trying to fill in for him and the whale was racing him to the tide

  15. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:10pm UTC
    I'm not changing myself for you or for anyone else.

  16. LostInMyOwnWorld LostInMyOwnWorld
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    Insert coin to view this quote

  17. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:31pm UTC
    When you stop looking for happiness,
    happiness finds you.

  18. beautifullybrie beautifullybrie
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    life is a mystery, go explore it. you might find something you will enjoy finding .


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:50pm UTC
    Person: says some rac!st joke about Asians.
    Me:You know what? I'MMA STAB YOU WITH MY CHOPSTICKS!!!!!

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