Quotes added on Sunday, October 20 2013

BrooklynxD
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October 20, 2013 6:27am UTC

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:28am UTC

What if,
there was a person out there in the world who is mentally attached to you. So you both feel the same things, wake up at the same time, feel tired at the same time, and feel hungry/thirsty at the same time...
Yes this is what I think about in my spare time.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:28am UTC

FUN PRANK:
REPLACE SUGAR IN RESTAURANTS WITH
COCAINE!
FORMAT BY GABIKK

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motz_ztom*
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October 20, 2013 6:29am UTC

I'm generally a really peaceful, kind and welcoming person.
But if someone's posts a heart on my crush's photos,
I'll flip a table and sh*t WILL hit the fan and knock it off the bloody ceiling.

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BrooklynxD
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October 20, 2013 6:31am UTC

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree' the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella' the walnut says 'I look like a brain' and the banana says 'can we please change the subject?'

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BrooklynxD
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October 20, 2013 6:34am UTC

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

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BrooklynxD
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October 20, 2013 6:37am UTC

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. -

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zeel7
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:39am UTC

advice to my future children:
listen to music but never look up
the members because you’ll
light your heart on fire and die

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BrooklynxD
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October 20, 2013 6:42am UTC

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:46am UTC

You don't care how it hurts.

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stanleydom
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:52am UTC

i'm missing summer already

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stanleydom
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:58am UTC

everytime i see his face, all these things come flashing through
my mind, then i have to remind myself that they are just
memories now and he isn't mine aymore

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stanleydom
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:01am UTC

Maybe if i build up walls and dont let anyone else in,
then maybe,
i won't get hurt anymore

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:01am UTC

At my eigth grade camp, I was in my cabin with my friends.
It was lights out, so we were trying to be quiet but it was the first night and we were too hyped.
We giggled over the stupidest stuff, like no joke and I fully thought I'd pee myself because that's how hard I was laughing.
The teacher walked in with a flashlight and we stared at her, all quiet, and then I unleashed the loudest monster fart to have ever existed.
To say the least, I was mortified. But it was pretty funny, so I started laughing.
Then crying.
Then I turned around and went to sleep.

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dreamer*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:06am UTC

Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
and do nothing for three years.

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stanleydom
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:10am UTC

One day,
very soon,
he's going to hate himself for letting her go,
because he left her for that other girl and now that other girl is pi_sing him off
and he will think to himself why did he ever let her go,
leave her..again
because he will never find a girl that loves him anything like she does
and he left that girl,
broken, alone, in pieces, in pain,
and the thing is if he came back to her, she'd take him back
in a heart beat,
because honestly, shes no strong enough to push him away
and she wants to prove everyone wrong
and show them that he was worth everything she went
through,
she wants to be an inspiration people,
she wants to show everyone around her that if you don't give up
you can prove everyone wrong and get what you want

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:21am UTC

You're the type of person that'd stab someone,
And then get upset when they die.

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stanleydom
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:23am UTC

When I grow up, I want to be known world wide for what I do,
I don't care if I got paid £1 a day, as long as I'm doing the job
I've dreamed of since I was 8 years old, I'll finially be happy,
again.
One day I want to honestly say "I'm living the dream"
And I want everyone from back home and people from school
to see me up there and think to them seleves
"Thats the girl that used to cry all the time, the one that
let even the tiniest things get to her, that was so in love with that boy that stupidly let her go, got so angry so easily,
hated so many people, and did all the things she did,
and shes up there, got to where none of us thought she
ever could, she proved us all wrong,
she's living her dream,
she's an inspiration to all of us"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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