Quotes added on Sunday, October 20 2013

rock_chica
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 5:34am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
Stranger: im 18/F/CA
Stranger: let me show u some sexy pics add me on kik faye1991x
Stranger has disconnected.
O...kay...

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Lmirela589
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 5:42am UTC

Wake up!
When will things be good enough for you
To see all that we can be?

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Everybodydotheflop
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October 20, 2013 5:55am UTC

Me: *on facebook*
Me: *scrolling*
Facebook: Recommended for you: Blood On The Dancefloor
Parents: So the laptop just suddenly went on fire?
Me: yup

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 5:57am UTC

Me: *doing french homework in free class*
Bestfriend: *doesn't do french*
Bestfriend: *grabs french dictionary*
Bestfriend: What's french for 'you're a d/ck'

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Everybodydotheflop
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October 20, 2013 6:00am UTC

Bestfriend: -they're going to take over the world
Me: Who?
Bestfriend: THE SHEEP

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:01am UTC

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10 year olds have iPhones my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds.
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format by the_An0nym0usXD
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:08am UTC

At 10 o clock at night
An ice cream truck came down our street

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rock_chica
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:10am UTC

There are three types of weird.
Type A: Different from other people, singled out.
Type B: Insane.
Type C: A combination of types A and B.
Guess which type I am!

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Johannamoraes
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:10am UTC

See girls that have 10 years on the street killing each other beacuse of a boy...
Please when i was 10 years old i kill my friend to be the most beautiful barbie. :D that was cool haha

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rock_chica
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:14am UTC

My Maths teacher is the last person you'd expect to take part in, uh, 'special activity'.
She gave us this problem in Maths (this is only the first 2 sentences of it):
Weighing the baby at the clinic was a problem. The baby would not keep still and kept moving the scales around.
Wow.

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justkiddiing
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:15am UTC

I just wanted arms to feel safe in
I'm sorry I found yours first

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BrooklynxD
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October 20, 2013 6:17am UTC

♥ If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were ♥

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rock_chica
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:19am UTC

Dear nice food,
Please be more healthy.
Sincerely, risking obesity.
nmq

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BrooklynxD
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:21am UTC

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never!

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:22am UTC

why do i still
HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?
i THOUGHT SLAVERY WAS ABOLISHED

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memories :(*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:22am UTC

Moving on is the hardest

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BrooklynxD
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:23am UTC

This is your life and its ending one minute at a time ...

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justkiddiing
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:24am UTC

I've always seen the rain in raibows
you'd think I'm safe, but the cracks start showing
and I will undress I'll still look depressed
I'm a bit too much, I'm cold to touch
I can't open up
I can't open up

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:25am UTC

Why do Headache Relief medicine bottles
have small writing. Like here are the directions on the dose to take, please enjoy making your headache worst by straining your eyes.
Purpose = Defeated

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