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Quotes added on Sunday, April 14 2013

  1. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:00am UTC
    we all go a little MAD sometimes

  2. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:00am UTC
    One of the things i hate the most:
    When you start laughing and water comes up your nose....

  3. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:00am UTC
    o single
    o taken
    þ mentally dating
    a celebrity that
    doesn't know
    you exist.

  4. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:03am UTC
    Babby ,I'd swim the ocean for you.
    [x] [x] [x] LOL JK THERE ARE SHARKS IN THERE

  5. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:05am UTC
    Weed is bad.
    WE SHOULD BURN IT.
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:16am UTC
    *As my mom walks into the room*
    Me in my head: OMG SHUT OFF WITTY DELETE ANY HISTORY!!!!! DOUBLE CHECK TO SEE IF THERE IS ANYTHING WITTY RELATED LEFT!!!!!! IF SHE FINDS OUT ABOUT WITTY OR EVER BRINGS IT UP, RUN AND JUMP OVER THE COUCH TO RUN AWAY TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO LIVE WITH THEM AS THERE PET DOG TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN!!!!!! ALL IN TWO SECONDS!!!!!!! IM GONNA DIE!!!!!
    Me in super secret ninja swag mode: click. click. click. click. "hey mom"

  8. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:21am UTC
    Its hard to find a friend thats
    94% Talented,
    96% Funny,
    97% Loving,
    98% Intelligent,
    99% sweet,
    & 100% Stunning
    .. So dont you dare ditch me! :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:25am UTC
    I watched all 13 episodes of
    Angel Beats
    tonight.
    Did i cry?
    Maybe..................


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Brainy_Barbie Brainy_Barbie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:32am UTC
    1
    Life Has Its Ups And Downs
    This was the thirteenth village that I had stayed in since the split. Yet here I was running for my life.
    I was hoping to get back to my home, just to look through the window to make sure that they were still there, not knowing that the people that had been with me for 9 years (half of my miserable, lonely life) would be so heartless as to try to turn me into the guards.
    My heart shatters with each step I take further away from my family. Ducking into an alley, tears streaming down my cheeks, I realize that they, the only people in the world that I thought might still love me, don’t.
    “Get Lilyanna,” they yell to each other as they pass my hiding spot. The smell of excrement and rotten food fill my nose, the noxious gasses have no affect on me for I feel nothing.
    A few minutes later I emerge from my hiding place, long golden blonde hair and pale face covered by the long, black hooded robe that I wear. Wandering down the rough cobblestone street staring at the white paint falling off the buildings in strips, attempting not to draw attention to myself as I plan how to slip out of the city for the last time. The tears still streaming like rivers down my face.

  13. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:33am UTC
    The Story of our Hearts lasted only a few moments
    and
    Then you went your way&I went mine

  14. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:35am UTC
    The awkward momment when one of your friends bring up something embrassing from the/your past.

  15. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:36am UTC
    THe onLY reasoN
    I h a t e y o u n o w i s b e c a u s e
    I LoveD You THen ♥

  16. 정국* 정국*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:38am UTC
    Don't worry.
    If your sad at this moment, One day you'll be happy again.

  17. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:40am UTC
    D ont f uck with my feelings,
    JUST BEACAUSE ,YOUR ||||||||||||||||||||♥
    USURE O F Y OURS.

  18. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:40am UTC
    overworked and tired
    you deserved what you desired
    but things of such monument
    are never quite prominent
    for you

  19. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:41am UTC
    *most girls watching perks of being a wallflower*
    girl: wow Charlie and Sam are kissing a lot, whatever
    *me watching perks of being a wallflower*
    me: OMG HERMIONE AND PERCY JACKSON ARE MAKING OUT! I MUST BEGIN SHIPPING IMMEDIETLY!

  20. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:41am UTC
    *in class*
    Girl 1 and Girl 2: *hugs*
    Teacher: NO INNAPROPRIATE TOUCHI.NG.
    Boy 1: That's my job.

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