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Quotes added on Sunday, April 14 2013

  1. e* e*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:58am UTC
    "Luke Brooks isn't sexy."
    No one said ever.

  2. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:05am UTC
    3 most difficult things in the world:
    1: You cant count your hair.
    2: You cant wash your eyes with soap.
    3: You cant breathe with you tongue out.
    Now please put your tongue back inside..
    Do you want to suffocate or something..-.-

  3. artistekathy artistekathy
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:10am UTC
    ❤___________________________
    If I ever went up to heaven,
    I would fall right back down ;
    that life wouldn't be living
    Because you're the one I couldn't live without.
    ___________________________❤
    [ n m f ]


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:20am UTC
    Ohh so you're trying to sweet talk you're way out of this i hear . I swear if my mom even believes him and his stupid a.ss lies . Im done , ill move and live with my aunt betty and uncle marty and ill never forgive her again . Because if he can even think he will try to sweet talk me then he's got another thing coming . You got in my face and yelled at me , for what ? nothing all i did was yelled for you to shut up because you were yelling at my mom . I may of gotten s.hit all over your stupid jacket but that didnt give you a reason to scream and yell at me in my face . And then you freaking talked s.hit about my dad if you dont't remember . No one talks about my dad like that i dont care who you are , hes the only dad i have and the only dad i will ever have . And nothing could ever come between him . I dont care if you did s.hit for me , you are not my dad and never will be . So dont even try it and mom im serious if you even believe that whatever he is tellin you downstais then im leaving i cant deal with this ANYMORE!

  6. Eminem_ Eminem_
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:21am UTC
    You meet someone.
    You two get close.
    It's all great for a while.
    Then someone stops trying.
    Talk less,awkward conversations.
    The drifting.
    Not communication what so ever.
    Memories start to fade.
    Then that one person you know turns into someone you knew.
    That's usually how it goes right?
    Sad isn't it?
    <|3

  7. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:29am UTC
    YOUR FACE
    I L I K E T H A T S H I T

  8. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:31am UTC
    someday you'll cry for me
    like I [ cried ] for you. [♥][♥][♥]
    someday you'll miss me
    like I m i s s e d you.
    someday you'll need me
    ||||||||||||||||||||♥ like I needed you.
    someday you'll love me
    b u t I w o n ' t l o v e y o u.

  9. reganshea reganshea
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:35am UTC
    *At StarBucks
    Me:(at drive through orders Medium Frappuccino) Drives to Window
    Starbucks Employee: That will be $5.45
    Me:What? Are you sure? Is that a medium?
    Starbucks Employee: Oh...No Sorry..
    Starbucks Employee: So..They already made the Large so you get a Large for the price of a Medium.
    Me: Oh My Gosh Thank You!
    Me: Haha I'm in Park...I'm sorry I'm holding the line up..
    Starbucks Employee:(jokingly) Yeah Get Out of park. Take your large Frappuccino and Run.
    Me: You are my new favorite person.
    true story

  10. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:36am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN ,
    YOU FAIL AT BEING
    MAD AT SOMEONE BEACAUSE .
    THEY MAKE Y OU LAUGH.

  11. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:36am UTC
    Cute Proposal
    If you give me your Heart
    I swear
    I'll keep it safe with me forever
    &
    Never let a tear escape those Eyes

  12. _pinkypromise _pinkypromise
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:38am UTC
    Once again I like the kid I did when I was five.
    I'm almost fifteen.
    I wish I had a chance because believe it or not but it seems like love.

  13. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:38am UTC
    I LEGIT DID THIS!!!!
    Your real name ( my nickname not real name
    sorry guys) : Aubrica
    Your name with your eyes closed: aubrixa
    Your name with your elbow: qubricccca
    Your name with your nose: aubricaaa
    Your name with your toes: auj briiicsa
    Bash your head on keyboard: u7y6
    Now you try just delete all my
    answers

  14. some1whoknows some1whoknows
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:40am UTC
    If he's there for u always and loves u unconditionally he's the one but if he's cuteand funny but doesnt really care about what u have say then it might be hard but ull realize he jus wasted ur !
    # some one who knows

  15. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:41am UTC
    R
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    imagine sunshine always
    SHINING. IMAGINE
    blue skies
    j u s t f o r y o u. | | | | | | | | | |

  16. reganshea reganshea
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:48am UTC
    When Your All Alone In Your House And You Realize That It's Been Quiet Too Long So You Just Start Screaming Random Crap And Singing As Loud As You Can...

  17. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:53am UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    YOUR HIGH FIVE , [x] [x] [x]
    GETS REJECTED .

  18. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:54am UTC
    * ME WHEN IM SICK TODAY*
    Me: Mommmmm i think im sick!!!!!!!!! my throat hurts really badly and theres crap in my tonsils.
    Mom:Deal with it Sweetheart!
    This legit happened two hours ago....

  19. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:56am UTC
    ♥ That awkward moment when,
    your hand accidently touches someone
    elses butt.

  20. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:57am UTC
    AS SOON AS I SIT DOWN
    MY MOM YELLS AT ME TO DO ANOTHER CHORE!!!!!!

:)

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