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Quotes added on Sunday, September 30 2012

  1. pinkflamingos pinkflamingos
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Harry: Im not a very good actor.
    Interviewer: Really?
    Harry: Did you see ICarly?

  2. wearestarstuff wearestarstuff
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:20am UTC
    the universe is an organized mess.
    beautiful, and nothing less.

  3. xxxzoelovesyouxxx xxxzoelovesyouxxx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:20am UTC
    if people are trying to bring you
    Down
    That means
    you
    are
    above
    them

  4. xxxzoelovesyouxxx xxxzoelovesyouxxx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:22am UTC
    it's all $hts and giggles
    until someone
    Giggles and $hts


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. XoJannetteXo XoJannetteXo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:24am UTC
    Teacher: why are you talking in the middle of class?
    Student: why are you talking in the middle of my conversation ?
    - Tumblr

  7. Yupitsmadison Yupitsmadison
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:24am UTC
    The best thing about One direction is that they aren't perfect. They're just as wierd and awkward as we are.

  8. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Moments In Time
    Chapter Eleven
    Louis POV
    Where is she?. It is almost 1 in the morning and Jazzy still isn’t back. I began pacing back and forth through the basement.
    “For Gods sake Louis. Calm down! Knowing Jazzy she probably went back to Harry’s to hang out and fell asleep. Now, sit down you are making me paranoid and annoyed.”
    “But-“ I started
    “OH MY GOD LOUIS! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!” She yelled obviously annoyed. Izzy fell asleep almost instently. As soon as I was pretty sure that she fell asleep I began pacing again. What if something happened? What if she was in trouble? I decided to go up and wait by the door for her. I went into the living room where a small blonde head was sitting on the couch.
    “Lottie?” I asked and my little sister turned to look at me “Sweetheart what are you doing up? Its one in the morning”
    “I had a bad dream and I couldn’t fall back asleep so I came down to watch tv” Lottie said paranoid about her surroundings. I took a deep breath and sat on the couch beside her. I pulled my 12 year old sister into my lap and began humming. I felt her breathing slow down and soon she was sleeping. I waited a few minutes before picking her up and bringing her up to her room and setting her down on her bed. I covered her with her blanket before walking back downstairs. I sat on the chair closest to the door and fell asleep.
    Jazzy’s POV
    I opened my heavy eyelids after falling asleep what I thought was only a few minutes ago. I looked at the closest clock and it read 3:30 AM. I rubbed my eyes and looked at it again hoping I read it wrong. Nope. It’s 3:30. Louis. Is . going. To . kill. Me.
    “Harry, Harry, babe get up” I said gentally shaking his shoulder
    “What is it?” He asked softly
    “I have to go. It’s 3:30. I am so dead” His eyes snapped open
    “Well that’s bad. Very, very bad.”
    “I know. I have to go. Bye” I said kissing him quickly
    “What are you going to do? Walk? No let me drive you” He said standing up
    “Harry it’s fine! It’s a short walk”
    “No, I’m driving” He grabbed his keys and we piled into his Range Rover. It was a short drive to the Tomlinson house but by the time we got there it was almost 4.
    “Thank you Harry. Be safe getting home okay?” I said and he kissed me goodbye before I walked rather quickly up the path to the house. Please be asleep. Please be asleep. I quietly chanted to myself knowing Louis would be waiting for me. I opened the door as quiet as I could to make sure I didn’t wake anyone. I closed it silently behind me and began walking towards the basement when I heard a voice behind me.
    “It’s about time you get home” A half asleep Louis said
    “I’m so sorry Lou, I went to Harry’s after dinner where we put on a movie and I fell asleep! I am so, so sorry”
    “I’ve been worried sick about you! Izzy is ready to kill me! I sat downstairs pacing for hours! I didn’t know what happened to you! I thought something bad happened to you!”
    “Louis, I’m fine!” I said and walked up to hug my obviously upset best friend
    “Just, please, call or something next time?”
    “Of course” I said and we went off to bed.
    A WEEK LATER
    It’s been a 6 days since my date with Harry and a week since One Direction was formed. The boys would come over almost every day and they decided to take a trip up to Harry’s step fathers bungalow in the middle of nowhere to get to know eachother better and rehearse without the distractions of everyday life. Izzy and I were talking in the dump we created that Mommy Tommo called the basement when the boys all came down.
    “Here we see two girls in their natural habitat. They are an interesting species called performers. Their special talents include singing, dancing and have the ability to charm their way through life” Louis said sounding like a tour guide from a zoo and the boys just laughed.
    “What do you want Tommo?” I asked rolling my eyes
    “Well the boys and I have something to ask you guys”
    “What would that be?”
    “Would you guys like to come to the bungalow with us? We think it would be great for us all to bond” Izzy and I looked at each other and it was the look she gave me said if you turn this down I will eat you in your sleep.
    “Sure!” We said at the same time and the boys just laughed
    “Get packing, we are leaving in a few hours” Liam said with a smile and they ran up the stairs. I’m about to spend the next week with my best friend, my boyfriend, and 3 guys I barely knew. This will be interesting.
    Authors Note-
    Sorry this chapter was so short and boring. i needed a filler chapter but the next dew chapters should be interesting considering they are going to the Bungalow. any Ideas for something to happen while they are there?

  9. SparksFly34 SparksFly34
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Was it only me?
    Or was it also you?
    These questions,
    they're just ripping me apart.
    Could it be that it wasn't just my heart,
    that was slowly ripping in two?
    ...
    MQ, feedback?

  10. Sceneskater Sceneskater
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Dear Superman (Derek)
    I miss you...And it hurts.I miss you, and everything about you. I miss your
    craziness, Your smiles. The way you texted me all the time, the way you
    said goodnight. I miss the way we got in trouble together, I miss my partner in crime I miss your arms around me. I miss the long talks,the long walks, and the meaningful hugs.I miss you...I miss everything about you...... it's been a year and almost five months now and i still at times go to send you a cute text or something its been so hard i'm still not right. im close to the edge now its been so hard without you. i know there is nothing i could have done to stop you but what if i was there an hour earlier like how we planned it? Would i still get to see you everyday? Would my smile be real at times? Would i still be hurting like this? I don't know but nobody does. I will NEVER stop loving you i just can't it's almost like something i was so accustomed to you know? i would wake up to a text from you and go to sleep texting you. I still feel like if i stayed uo two hours more that night i would still have you here with me. izz is okay now she was in the hospital for a while but she has found something to keep her mind off everything. i guess i kind of have i mean writing these letters helps a little but it's not the same. you saw me at my worst and at my best even if i was freaking out at something stupid the guys did you sat there and listened never
    interupting. i guess this is where this letter is going to end because im
    extreamly tired and should really go to bed but i'll just probably cry again.
    i love you forever and always
    SHORTY (lyss)

  11. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:28am UTC
    well my parents are selling the house and moveing to a different town... they told me to defend on my own and right now i have no idea how to do that and only working twice a week for the minimum wage of $9 an hour... i only work ten hours a week. Looks like i'll be your next hobo :)

  12. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1211
    When the barista at
    Starbucks puts too much
    sugar in your coffee.
    tumblr

  13. Water307 Water307
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:29am UTC
    *○ *○ *○ *○ *○ *○ *○ *○ *
    I want to be the Chatty Man's couch
    *○ *○ *○ *○ *○ *○ *○ *○ *
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

  14. xobaybabyox14 xobaybabyox14
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:30am UTC
    Happy Sweet 16 to Me!
    :)
    nmf

  15. WaitWhoseThatOhThatsMe WaitWhoseThatOhThatsMe
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:30am UTC
    I cant help but smile when i sing my favorite part of a song

  16. 98kitty98 98kitty98
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:30am UTC
    *Me in Algebra*
    Guy in Class: *Yawns*
    Teacher: Oh sorry, Braden, am I boring you. You know whats not boring. If you sang this paragrph from the book to the class.
    Braden: *Stares at page for a few minutes laughing silently* Can I rap it?
    Teacher: Go ahead.
    Braden: * Raps whole paragraph with MULTIPLI instead of MULTIPLE*
    Teacher: What is multipli?
    Braden: It had to rhyme.
    Landon: *Yawns*
    Teacher: Landon would you and Braden like to do a duet.
    Landon: Yes we can MULTIPLI together.
    Teacher: *looks at Landon and starts laughing*
    Class:* Dying of laughter*
    Landon: Oh you people are dirty minded.
    Braden: What happened?
    Landon: I said we would MULTIPLI togther.
    Braden: *stares at Landon* Never talk to me again.
    True story. Class was fun.

  17. whitleygirl17 whitleygirl17
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:30am UTC
    I'm not okay. I'm not fine. My wall is cracking and it's about to fall apart. Each time I see him I get another crack. I don't want it to fall, it has protected me from so many things. I'm tired of pretending to be okay when I'm not. I'm tired of wearing a fake smile when all I want to do is cry. I'm tired of acting like it doesnt bother me that he is with her now when it could be me. I'm tired of being the strong one; the one that is okay with being alone. Because im not. It's all a charade. All I want is for him to hold me in his arms like he used to and he tell me he still loves me. I would do anything for him at this point. I'm tired of this exhausting person I've been trying to be. I'm not as strong as I let on. Well at least now anymore, not when it comes to loving him. ♥

  18. xoxbsxox98 xoxbsxox98
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:31am UTC
    The Man Who Cant Be Moved (a Niall Horan love story)
    Chapter 26 (cont.): Murdurer Mahem
    Alyssa POV: "niall!" i said. again, he didnt stop. "niall stop!" i yelled. he stopped abruptly and said, "alyssa, hes way over there!" "niall, he has a gun!" i shrieked. niall stood up and pulled me up with him. thats when the man broke into a sprint. niall grabbed my hand and we ran the other way towards the car. soon, we could see the car, but the man was gaining on us. i was tired, but i held onto nialls hand. suddenly, i tripped on something and tumbled to the ground. "niall!" i cried. he stopped and turned to me. "my ankle! i dont think i can move!"`i said and turned. the man was almost in shooting range. niall ran over and scooped me over his shoulder and ran for dear life back to the car. he quickly opened my door, placed me down, slammed the door close and hurried around to his side. i watched as the man run to the edge of the sand and onto the pavement of the parking lot. "niall, hurry!" i squeaked. he put the key in, started the engine, and drove at top speed out to the road. the man chased the car as long as he could until he got tired, slowed a bit, and raised his arm, ready to fire. we heard a loud shot and i turned in my seat a bit to see if the bullet hit anything; it didnt. luckily the man had been too tired to be able to aim correctly, and he hit a pole that we had just passed. only when we got back on the highway, did i breath out a breath i didnt know i was holding in and grabbed nialls hand. ïm sorry babe." he said. "alyssa, you know its not your fault." he said firmly. i smiled slightly, liking the sound of that, but frowned when i remembered that id tripped. "niall, we couldve gotten away quicker if i didnt trip!" i exclaimed. "alyssa, if i had stopped when you said it the first time, we wouldve gotten away quicker. maybe you wouldntve even tripped!" "but-" i said, but he interrupted. "alyssa, i was not going to leave you, he would have killed you. i wouldnt have been able to live with my self knowing that i didnt go back for you." he said as we pulled off the highway and onto his street. we pulled up to his house and got out holding hands while we made our way up to his room. i laid close to him. "nialler." i said. "hmm?" "you dont realize how scary it was until after it happens, you know?" he nodded and cuddled up to me, puting his head in the crook of my neck. "its okay. were okay." he whispered in my ear as he rubbed the front of my hand with his thumb. i sighed and closed me eyed. yes were okay, thank goodness. i thought. "night, niall." i whispered. "sweet dreams, princess." he replied and kissed the spot behind my ear. i closed my eyes and tried to go to sleep. i kept seeing the image, of the man with the gun, in my head. when i saw his face up close in my mind, i recognized those creepy black eyes. "niall!" i gasped, opening my eyes, my breathing getting faster and faster. niall, knowing something was wrong, pulled away to look in my eyes. ït was him."i said with tears running down my cheeks. he sat there for a minute and i could see him working out what i said in his head. he looked back up at me and i saw it click. he swore under his breath and pulled my head into his chest telling me "ill tell paul everything in the morning." i laid there thinking the man who attacked becca and i at the station had just come back for us. how did he know where we were? does he know where becca is? why is he coming after me? i sobbed into nialls shirt until i fell asleep with niall holding me tightly in his arms.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    omggg! instenseness! sooo... the guy came back! :O alyssa wrote pretty much this whole chapter so i am very proud of her cause she was able to put some sort of cutee stuff(; i knoow alyssa typed the last part but she was being kinda slow while typing so i took over just to finish this chapter hahaha soo... feedback?<3 ~Becca(:

  19. henryjayda143 henryjayda143
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:31am UTC
    You light up my world
    (a One Direction fan fic)
    Chapter 3
    It has been 4 days sense I went to Avery’s and school is almost over, just one more day and then I can leave that hellhole I call home.
    After school I went to my room and decided to start packing a suitcase for my trip to England.
    I was packing and listening to Want you back by Cher Lloyd.
    “remember all the thing that you and I did first?
    And now your doing them with her?
    Remember all the things that you and I did first?
    You got me got me like this”
    when i was done packing i went downstairs to the kitchen to make a sandwich
    I felt someone watching me, I slowly turned around and Rick was standing there.

  20. Hayleeismyname Hayleeismyname
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:31am UTC
    Sometimes I wonder If you even
    care.

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