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Quotes added on Sunday, July 15 2012

  1. SuperBass223 SuperBass223
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I hate when im singing and someone corrects me
    its like
    "B/tch what if i was free styling?"♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  2. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:00am UTC
    HAPPPPPPPPPY
    BIRTHDAAAAAAY!
    I LOVE YOUUU♥
    -hannah :D

  3. wolfyluvspineapple wolfyluvspineapple
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Lipstick Lullbies.
    This is sorry for the last time.

  4. DestinyFaith224 DestinyFaith224
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:00am UTC
    *Texting My Boyfriend yesterday*
    Me: Soo I was outside and these birds tried to kill me...true story.
    My Boyfriend: Whatever jk
    Me: It's true. They tried to kill me. These robins..my aunt was walking the dog and the dog jumped on one of them and 2 other birds were following me and my aunt trying to peck our eyes out. I'm not even kidding.
    My Boyfriend: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
    Me: No joke!
    My Boyfriend: Loser jk jk
    Me: They were making scary noises all I could think of was "When birds attack...."
    Me: I was very close to screaming "I LOVE YOU PHILLIP!" I thought I was dead.
    My Boyfriend: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Me: That's not funny I almost died.
    My Boyfriend: Oh ok.
    Me: It's alright. I'm laughing about it. Hahahahahaha
    My Boyfriend: Ok lol!

  5. xxRinNinjasNeverLiexx xxRinNinjasNeverLiexx
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    A person once said that wishes would always come true.
    If mine did I'd be the happiest b*tch in the universe♥
    But I always have small hope inside of me that prays that one shooting star will bring me luck one day...
    A Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. likerawrandily likerawrandily
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:00am UTC
    The only math we need is:
    You + Me = Forever.

  7. Colette* Colette*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:01am UTC
    do you know what happens to a handsom guy like me in jail?!?! it rhymes withe grape!!!!

  8. BothSidesOfTheStory BothSidesOfTheStory
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:01am UTC
    ---------Not Accepted--------
    My aplology for errors in the story that confuse you.
    I am so sorry.....for all the confusingness in my story guys.
    I am always writing when I am half asleep, and can't fix my spelling errors, or even remember what happened half the time because I write some of the story and sometimes it takes hours or days to write more to it. D:
    SOME ERRORS I MADE:
    -Lexus and David were supposed to go for another walk after he brought her back to the tent, and after they confessed liking eachother in chapter Eight.
    -In Chapter Ten, when it says ' I studied his face, He had a few freckles, but other than that, it was smooth perfection.'Woah, what are you thinking Lexus!' I thought. It was almost as if I liked him..Maybe I did. No, I did. I definitely for sure liked David. ' I knew they already confessed their likings, I just completely blocked it out.
    I hope I don't confuse everyone too bad:/

  9. ericaa05 ericaa05
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:01am UTC
    i want you so badly.
    i would honestly do anything to be with you.
    i just wish you knew.
    nmf

  10. lynskywalker lynskywalker
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:01am UTC
    'Brick wall waterfall, girl you think you know it all. You don't. I do, so POOF with the attitude'
    Anyone else remember this?

  11. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Her face seems slowing sinking, wasting.
    Crumbling like pasteries.

  12. lauren1023 lauren1023
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:02am UTC
    haha omg, ok so my neighbors are really annnoying, and ther having a party now with really loud rap music and i go to my mom why cant we just drop a bomb in their pool and my mom goes the problem with that is it would flood our yard ahaha

  13. delirious delirious
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I am lost without you by my side.
    Am I too quick to assume that
    love is no longer in bloom?
    the arctic monkeys

  14. OrangeFlashingRage OrangeFlashingRage
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Brother: * rocking out, head shaking to music ( acting like a punk rocker)*.
    Me: Hey bro what are you listening to?
    Brother: *can't hear me*
    Me:* taps his shoulder*
    Brother: *takes out an earplug* What?
    Me: What are you listening to?
    Brother: Adele.

  15. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Anyone else cry while watching "A Year in the Making?"♥

  16. erica3698 erica3698
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:03am UTC
    If I die for you
    WOULD YOU ASK ME TO STAY?

  17. sarah_elizabeth sarah_elizabeth
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:03am UTC
    When my older cousin tells me any guy that hurts me will be dead <3 if only he knew though ..

  18. likerawrandily likerawrandily
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Drake and Josh
    Mom:
    Aww Drake, you any eat a hotdog wearing a tuxedo
    Drake: 
    This hotdog's not wearing a tuxedo

  19. Kaywuzhere Kaywuzhere
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:04am UTC
    B.i..tch please

  20. Kayley318 Kayley318
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:04am UTC
    OK,
    Who else hates it when you ask your favorite celebrity a question on facebook, twitter, instagram, or what ever else, and they never reply to anyones questions. We, the fans, are the reason you ARE famous! So how do you thank us for all the money, fame, spotlight, free stuff, and making your dream come true? By ignoring us. So Not Cool! Favorite this if you agree!

:)

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