Quotes added on Tuesday, March 23 2004

DancinChick2878
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 2:25pm UTC

Men Are Like...
Men are like... place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like... mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like... bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like... government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like... parking spots.
All the good ones are taken.
Men are like... copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it...haha
Men are like... lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like... bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like... high heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like... miniskirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs
ok i realli dont get the point of this so sry if u think it is gay

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bebey2
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 2:28pm UTC

**this mornin i woke up and looked at my bed and deceided it was an art in another medium and should not destroy it**

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DancinChick2878
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 2:34pm UTC

~* Things to do at a boring movie*~
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to
you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma
7. During the previews,yell,"Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious,
say, "Watch out!!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls
bathroom is flooding
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have
diarrhea and wink while smiling
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get
popcorn yell,"I'm Batman! Hahahahaha!!!!!" and
run away
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming
through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you
because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"
lol
hehe
im me if u want

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DancinChick2878
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 2:39pm UTC

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hollisterqt84
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 2:41pm UTC

I SAW THIS ON A T SHIRT
right over the b00bs it says
HEY NOT EVERYTHING IS FLAT IN KANSAS!!

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bebey2
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 2:54pm UTC

"This love has taken this toll aw man, she said goodbye too many times b FOOOOORR , her heart is breaken infroooonnt of me, and i have no choice, cuz i wont say goodbye anymore."
maroon 5~~~sweet @$$ song
guyz like that are keepers!!...**member that gurlz**

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DancinChick2878
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 2:55pm UTC

You Know You're an Idiot When...
* you put lipstick on the forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
* you get stabbed in a shoot-out.
* you send a fax with a stamp on it.
* you're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
* you try to drown a fish.
* someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them
change.
* you think socialism means partying.
* you trip over a cordless phone.
* you take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" you put
"Sagittarius."
* you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
* you study for a blood test and fail. * invent a solar powered flashlight.
* you sell the car for gas money.
* you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
* you miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead.
* you take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then
turn around and go home.
* you get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.
* try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
lol
k
i m me cuz im bored
!!plz!!

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eckobabe180
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 2:59pm UTC

.:*All you have to do is smile
(*)and at that moment
.:*I know that everything will be alright
(*)if I just keep falling in love with you
.:*over and over again
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eckobabe180
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 3:04pm UTC

(.:*(everyhing)*:.)
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(.:*( you )*:.)
)*:.)drives (.:*(
(.:*( me )*:.)
)*:.) wild! (.:*(

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WiShBeAr1015
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 3:26pm UTC

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WiShBeAr1015
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 3:27pm UTC

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soccerhoney311
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 3:36pm UTC

((friends make up a garden))
((the sun, water, seeds, light and everything right

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soccerhoney311
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 3:39pm UTC

a joke for you
what do you say if you wake up in the middle of the night and your t.v is floating?
freeze n:69@ !!! i know it's naughty

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xocutebrunettebabii
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 3:49pm UTC

bOy y r u playen hard 2 get??
i lik u sOo much nd u kkno itt
i juss wanna b with u more then eva
things keep happening lik..
were not ment to b
i | k n o | i t z z | n o t | t r u

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xocutebrunettebabii
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 3:49pm UTC

The reason is u..<3

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specialness12
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 3:59pm UTC

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hey samantha hope you like it!!
K*Y*R*S*T*N

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xlilubabyx
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 4:02pm UTC

Girls..we live and breath perfection..its our one main goal in life..to be the perfect student, perfect girlfriend, perfect person..we live and feed off of cruelty and compliment..good and bad..it seaks in us like lotion.. its all about wha other people think..no matter wha we know and have learned..its all in our heads that to be perfect, u have to be liked by everyone...you have to be loved by someone and you have to be hated by someone to complete it all as well....guys dont get girls bcause we dont live and breath off of them..we live and breath off of each others opinon..
For example ;
You may think of this as me calling you fake, and thinking that your not really you..I dont recall ever saying "your fake", its only matters on what you think..if you think your fake..you might as well be..if you think your someome your not..you might b that too..its a matter of opinon...
[� AAM]

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xlilubabyx
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 4:06pm UTC

:+:Blackess falls
:+:Bneith my eyes
:+:Showing my sleepless nights
:+:From all the tears ive cried
:+:Cold and shaking hands
:+:Held against my body
:+:Trying to keep it under control
:+:Because next to me
:+:Is where you stand...

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CutiePieMeg04us05
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 4:13pm UTC

~*Swimmer R HOTTIES!! ~* Cheerleaders R PREPS~* SoftBall Players R Cool~* Vollyball Players Rock ~* Soccer Players they Alright`* Track team ppl R Cool As Hell i cant even run fast~*
GO GFST!!!!!!!!!! WE ROCK!!!

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specialness12
posted a quote
March 23, 2004 4:14pm UTC

CuTeSt CoUpLeZ...
DaNiElLe + BiLlY
ShArLeNe + JeSsIe
HeAtHer + BrUcE
AsHlEy + KoReY
KyRsTiN + PaRkEr
QuEl + KyLe
RaChEl + StEvEn
AlYse + GaRbAgE
JeSsIcA (o) + ViViAn
(((LOVe)))
S*H*A*R*L*E*NE

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