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March 28, 2004 12:52pm UTC

Good-Bye Daddy
One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers: "God bless
Mommy. God bless Daddy. God bless Grammy. GOODBY Grampa."
The father thought this strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day,
the Grandfather died.
About a month later the father heard his son saying his prayers again:
"God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. GOODBYE Grammy." The next
day the grandmother died. The father was getting more than a little
worried.
Two weeks later the father again overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless
Mommy, GOODBYE Daddy. That was enough to almost give him a
heart attack. He got up real early to avoid the traffic, stayed at work
through lunch and dinner. Finally he went home after midnight relieved
to be still alive. He apologized to his wife for being late, saying he had a
very bad day at work.
"You think you had a bad day?" his wife yelled. "The mailman dropped
dead on my doorstep this morning!"

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March 28, 2004 12:23pm UTC

The Things You Should Try on Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend
THE THINGS YOU SHOULD TRY ON YOUR *BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND*
1) Hold their hands whenever you possibly can.
2) Put your arms around their waist and whisper
in their ears.
3) Kiss them every chance you get.
4) Hold them close when they're cold.
5) When you are alone hold her close and
kiss her.
6) Kiss her on the tip of her nose (it will give
them the hint that you want to kiss them.)
7) While in the movie, put your arm around her
and then she will automatically put her head
on your shoulder then lean in and tilt her
chin and kiss her lightly.
8) When they complain that their neck/shoulders/neck
hurts massage it for them.
9) When people diss them stand up for them.
10) Look deep into their eyes and tell them you
love them.
11) Lay down under the stars and put her head
on your chest so she can listen to the
steady beat of your heart and link your fingers
together while you whisper to her as she rests
her eyes and listens to your voice...
:o)
i didnt make this up friendz send them too me
i m me cuz im prolly bored

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March 28, 2004 12:01pm UTC

25 things perfect guys do!
1.The way they always know how to make you smile when you are down
2.How they try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice
3.How they stick up for you, but still respect your independence
4.How they are so wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for
you
5.The way their arms fit firmly around you
6.The way they hint that they want to kiss you
7.The way their hands always find yours
8.How cute they are when they really want some thing
9.How they never run out of new games to play
10.How they never run out of good jokes
11.How they never run out of love
12.How they are funny, but know when to be serious
13.How they react when they realize they are being funny when they need to
be serious
14.The way they are patient when you take forever to get ready
15.How they react when you hit them and it actually hurts
16.The way they smile
17.The way they kiss you
18.The way they try to hide that one stuffed animal when you come over
19.The way they act like Mr. Big
20.The way they apologize for acting like Mr. Big
21.The way they ask you for a pen in class and you know they have one
22.How they are blasting the music when they pick up the phone
23.How they turn it off when they notice that you are on the phone
24.How they look at you durring class and make you get butterflies in your
stomach
25.They way they hug you on a bad day and the clouds seem to lift

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March 23, 2004 2:55pm UTC

You Know You're an Idiot When...
* you put lipstick on the forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
* you get stabbed in a shoot-out.
* you send a fax with a stamp on it.
* you're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
* you try to drown a fish.
* someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them
change.
* you think socialism means partying.
* you trip over a cordless phone.
* you take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" you put
"Sagittarius."
* you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
* you study for a blood test and fail. * invent a solar powered flashlight.
* you sell the car for gas money.
* you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
* you miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead.
* you take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then
turn around and go home.
* you get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.
* try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
lol
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i m me cuz im bored
!!plz!!

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March 23, 2004 2:34pm UTC

~* Things to do at a boring movie*~
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to
you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma
7. During the previews,yell,"Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious,
say, "Watch out!!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls
bathroom is flooding
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have
diarrhea and wink while smiling
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get
popcorn yell,"I'm Batman! Hahahahaha!!!!!" and
run away
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming
through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you
because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"
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hehe
im me if u want

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March 23, 2004 2:25pm UTC

Men Are Like...
Men are like... place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like... mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like... bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like... government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like... parking spots.
All the good ones are taken.
Men are like... copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it...haha
Men are like... lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like... bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like... high heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like... miniskirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs
ok i realli dont get the point of this so sry if u think it is gay

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March 23, 2004 2:23pm UTC

i dont get the jock or nerd one so sry if it is stupid

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March 23, 2004 2:22pm UTC

The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a
nerd?"
Michael Jordan makes over $300,000 a game. That equals
$10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With
$40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day,
working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night
while vision of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make
$18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while
boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it
would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement
money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every
second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but
will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income
into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap
of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd
be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in
the Olympics.
He'll make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in
his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past
presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?
However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250
years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
Game over. Nerd wins.

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March 23, 2004 2:20pm UTC

Fun At the Drive-Thru
Stand close to the speaker and yell your order,
using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the
patrons inside.
After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape.
Watch as customers and order- takers are unable to hear each other
and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
Speak a foreign language (make one up)
When the manager comes to the mic,
speak English and inquire as to why the order taker
had such difficulty understanding you.
Attempt to take the order-takers order
(Hi, may I take your order?) before they get a chance to take yours
Order confusing items, i.e.,
"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order,
then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind
you is handed 40 bags of food.
When you arrive at the window to pick up your food,
hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose
of it for you. Make sure it smells.
Drive through with a carload of naked people.
Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker
will think there is a problem with the speaker
and ask you to order at the window.
When you arrive at the window,
speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
Bring along a Mr. Microphone.
When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker
but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker
at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
Have a friend hide in the trunk.
When you approach the window to pickup your order,
have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
If you are a male, have a female friend place the order
by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker.
When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order.
See how many of the order-takers fellow employees
have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

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i m me for more pics if i got any left
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March 22, 2004 3:58pm UTC

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its my dream island
lol
sry i got bored
I M me!

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March 22, 2004 3:56pm UTC

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(____/^\____)hehe its a RABBIT
Happy Easter

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March 22, 2004 3:54pm UTC

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THAT IS SOOOOO ADOARBLE LOL
I M ME HEHE<3

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