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~* Things to do at a boring movie*~

1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to
you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma
7. During the previews,yell,"Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious,
say, "Watch out!!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls
bathroom is flooding
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have
diarrhea and wink while smiling
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get
popcorn yell,"I'm Batman! Hahahahaha!!!!!" and
run away
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming
through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you
because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"

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~* Things to do at a boring movie*~ 1. Wear a top hat. 2. Throw

1 faves · 1 comments · Mar 23, 2004 2:34pm

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emmmilyxbemmmily · 1 decade ago
#14 is illegal.
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