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  1. lexii33 lexii33
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    That mini HUGE heart attack you get when the first mutt in the Hunger Games comes out. <3

  2. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    *Police catches woman speeding*
    Officer: Sorry ma'am but you were speeding
    Woman: Oh sorry
    Officer: Can I see you're license ma'am
    Woman:I'd show you it,but I don't have one
    Officer:What?
    Woman: Lost it 4 times for different reasons
    Officer: I see... Can I have your registration papers please
    Woman: I can't do that
    Officer: Why not ma'am
    Woman: I stole this car
    Officer:Stole it?
    Woman: Yeah and I killed the owner,he's in the trunk.
    *The officer calls back-up*
    Officer 2: Ma'am step out of your vehicle
    *Woman steps out*
    Officer 2: My fellow officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner.
    Woman: What?
    Officer2: Open the trunk ma'am
    *women opens trunk and it's empty*
    Officer2: Is this your car
    Woman: Yes here are the papers*gives papers*
    Officer 2: Oh... Do you have a license ma'am
    *women gives license from her bag*
    Officer 2 : The officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner and you didn't have a license
    Woman: God! I bet he said I was speeding too!
    I was laughing so much when I saw this

  3. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Normal couples: "You hang up the phone" "No, you hang up the phone" "No you!" "No baby, you first!"
    Katniss and Peeta "You kill me" "No, you kill me!"

  4. WordsFail_MusicSpeaks WordsFail_MusicSpeaks
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    This is really random, but
    Today I was watching Full House and the episode that was on was the one where D.J stopped eating for three days because she wanted to look good in a bathing suit. Remember when TV actually taught us about important things like eating disorders and self harm? not the meaningless crap there is now.

  5. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    The bullying speech ( the one i told you about!(: )
    ...If you think youre so cool because you bully. Youre wrong.Bullying is a HUGE worldwide effect.It effects thousend of people each and everyday. Some have commited suicide because of the words you say. Some would lose a brother/sister, A son/daughter, A student, A grandchild. And so much more.Ive been there. Im not going to lie. Ive lied, Ive spread a rumor. But theres not ONE person in this room that hasnt. 6th, 7th and 8th grade have been a rollercoaster,Between the good, and the bad,,,Ill never forget the words that have been said to me. But you learn to forgive..Never to forget,To me cyberbullying is worse the a punch in the face type of bullying. Its a person, sitting behind a computer, tearing someone down. It makes me sick to my stomac, because ive gotten cyberbullied alot. They called me fat and ugly. They told me they woul dbe laughing when i was in my grave. Thats the one thing ill NEVER forget. ever.Bullying effects evryone around, whether youre a boy or girl.Some starve themselfs because they dont feel good enough. Some cut, to make the pain go away. Some get depressed just from the words. See that girl thats ALWAYS smileing? Mabey its a fake smile. Mabey shes broken. You never know what someones life is like.Words hurt. Id rather get punched int he face, then get called fat, or wortless.Look around this room..Im sure you see at least one person youve hurt, Or who has hurt you.Tonight im sure if you apoligized, they would feel so much better about themselfs.Bully's only bully because 1.There insucure. 2. There getting bullied themselfs and they have no outlits to turn to. Or 3. There stright up jealous of you.YOu may think, Jealous of me? haha youre funny. But. I want you all to know Youre beautiful or handsome(haha) Never let anyone bring you down keep youre head held high. Did you know that the youngest age of suicide from bullying is age 6. A 6 year old felt that low about herself to commit suicide,What if one of youre classmates commited suicide. Mabey they werent youre "best friend" but im sure youd be upset. I just want whoever is being bullied to know.Youre beautiful.Youre amazing. Youre perfect. Always be you.No matter if youre short or tall. Avarge or tiny. Long hair or short hair. Youre beyond amazizng.Instead of spreading hate, spread Love.TAlk to someone you normally wouldnt. Make someones day. Give someone who doesnt look ohkay a hug..
    Its a work in progress. And if you read it..YOURE AMAZING!(:

  6. flamingobear flamingobear
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Sometimes
    people who are thousands of miles away
    Can make you
    feel better than people right beside you
    nmf/tumblr

  7. xxniicoleexx xxniicoleexx
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    *WHEN MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP*
    Me:"Shh they're sleeping!"...
    *When i'm asleep*
    Parents:"Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours."

  8. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 1:21pm UTC
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    Good GRADES, ENOUGH SLEEP, A SOCIAL LIFE
    .............YOU CAN PICK TWO
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  9. blahhxxemmy blahhxxemmy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    *pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
    dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
    me: I-
    dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
    me: *gets out*
    dad:
    me:
    dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
    me: *gets back in the car*
    dad:
    me:
    dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
    me:
    dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
    true story, lol

  10. WordsFail_MusicSpeaks WordsFail_MusicSpeaks
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    You'll never be alone, I promise you
    when you're weak, I'll be strong
    when you let go, I'll hold on
    when you need to cry
    I swear that I'll be there to dry your eyes.
    when you feel lost, scared to death
    like you can't take one more step
    just take my hand, together we can do it,
    I'm gonna love you through it.♥

  11. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    hauntingly beautiful
    Chapter 32
    Hayden's Point of View
    The sweet vanilla ice cream that rolled on the tip of my tongue was now starting to taste bitter.
    Why wasn't Hunter looking at me when he asked that question?
    He didn't find someone to replace me, did he?
    "No, actually. I'm not." I truthfully said, my voice sounded cold and hoarse. "Are you?"
    Hunter looked at me with shock, yet I could sense that he was pleased through the sparkly glint in his tropical blue eyes.
    Oh, how I missed those bright blue orbs.
    "I'm not, either." he said, trying to hide back his excitement.
    My stomach began to feel jittery, as I poked the slush of melted ice cream in my cup.
    "Hah, I guess that's-"
    Before I got to finish, Hunter was already up, and pulling on my arm.
    He dragged out of the ice cream parlor, lacing his fingers through mine.
    I blushed, as our warm skin connected.
    "Hunter, where are you taking me?" I panted, as Hunter began to run full speed.
    It was hard for me to keep up, since he was an athelete.
    He didn't reply to me, but I got my answer when my feet started to sink into pools of sand.
    We kicked the cold sand behind us, as Hunter pulled us further down the beach.
    Was he going to throw me-
    Suddenly, I felt freezing cold water rising above my knees, soaking my dress completely.
    "H-Hunter!" I said, jaw clencing up and down from my endless shivering.
    He laughed, as he inched closer to me.
    In the icy water, he wrapped his arms around my waist, taking me by surprise.
    His warm body heat warmed me up, and soon, the cold water had no effect on me.
    "Are you insane?" I asked, out faces nearly centimeters apart.
    It kind of reminded me of the first time we kissed.
    I was just as nervous as I was now, and our faces were so close, it was intimidating.
    "God, I missed you so much." he whispered, brushing my dampened hair away from my face.
    My back arched from his touch, as a small smirk appeared across his lips.
    The moon lit up his features, making his skin look ivory pale, and his eyes look so intense.
    I was speechless.
    I wanted to tell him how much he meant to me, but words couldn't describe it.
    "A year without kissing you... I can't take it any longer." he muttered.
    I wanted him as much as he wanted me, even more.
    I wanted to feel the sensation of his lips on mine, morphing in sync.
    And that's exactly what I felt when he pressed his soft lips upon mine.
    His lips were sweet from the ice cream we just devoured, but still minty from his freshly brushed teeth.
    I leaned my body further into his, wrapping my arms around his neck, while he had his firmly on my waist.
    I felt a tingling sensation on our lips.
    I knew it wasn't sparks; it was so much more than that.
    We pulled away, as I felt my lip quiver.
    "You do realize that we're both going to be sick after this?" he chuckled, pressing his forehead against mine.
    I laughed softly, closing my eyes, taking in the moment. "I know, but I really don't care."
    "I love you, Hayden." he suddenly said.
    My body went numb from excitement, as my heart pounded against my chest.
    There was only one thing left for me to say.
    "I love you too, Hunter."
    The End.
    I might be starting a new story sometime next week.
    There won't be a sequel to this, just because I feel as if there's nothing more to write about.
    Hope you liked it :) Thanks my lovely followers for reading! ♥

  12. XxZadmasXx XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC
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  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    So this is a song I wrote, please let me know what you think, this is so important to me.
    Over You by Jimmy365
    Verse 1:
    I just wanted you to know
    How I let you go
    I found the strength
    I played your game
    I grow
    And now
    I am moving on
    Bet you never thought
    I could be that strong
    I threw my tears away and proved you wrong
    Chorus:
    Know I
    Don't need to see your face again
    I'm through
    Don't need to say your name again
    It's true
    I'm over you
    Know I
    Have all the pride it takes to say
    You're you
    And all you are's a what not to do
    Still think you're cool?
    I'm over you
    Verse 2:
    We were
    Just an endless race
    Falling back in love
    when I saw your face
    but your eyes tell me now
    you're not the same.
    I learned
    not to fall too fast
    and that
    weak loves never last
    and there's a new smile I love more than yours
    "So then here would be the chorus again"
    Bridge:
    And now
    you're learning love is tough
    you look back to me
    but it's not enough
    I didn't fall to get hurt
    "And then there would be the one last chorus here"
    That's all!
    FEEEDBACCKKK PLEASSEE:)!!!!?

  14. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Fav if you have actually
    fallen asleep in school
    <3
    NOT MY QUOTE

  15. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    She has no idea
    the effect she can have.
    -the hunger games.

  16. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Celebrity: I'm depressed and I cut.
    Society: Oh My God, you're such an inspiration!!!! We love you so much.
    Normal Teenager: I'm depressed and I cut.
    Society: F-ck off you attention seeking wh-re. Get over yourself, b-tch.

  17. bethanysheaa bethanysheaa
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    confession #4
    i love God and
    im not afraid to put
    it out there for people
    to judgee.♥

  18. FallingApart_ FallingApart_
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Some of us, are just trying
    to get through the day without
    falling apart♥

  19. WordsFail_MusicSpeaks WordsFail_MusicSpeaks
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Take me back when our world was one block wide,
    I dared you to kiss me, and ran when you tried.♥

  20. starfhish_10 starfhish_10
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    If you belive in God fave this quote if you don't
    ( hold your cursor over this quote)

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