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1. xxlainethelianxx
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.
   
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2. xxlainethelianxx
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 4:43pm UTC
   Welcome to the
   Karma Cafe.
   There are no menus;
   You will get served
   what you deserve.
   - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
   not my format
   
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3. xxlainethelianxx
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2012 8:32pm UTC
   Becoming
   a vegetarian
   was a big mi-steak.
   
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4. xxlainethelianxx
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   Would a lion cheat on his wife?
   No, but a Tiger Wood.
   Format by Chocolate_monsterx3
   
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5. xxlainethelianxx
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 10:26am UTC
   Saying, "You had to be there"
   When you realize your story wasn't funny.
   
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6. xxlainethelianxx
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 10:21am UTC
   That scary moment when you have to pee really badly
   and you can't unbutton your pants.
   DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Format by kclove5 ©
   
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7. xxlainethelianxx
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 10:18am UTC
   ┏╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍┓
   Admit it ...♥
   at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt
   and pretended you were pregnant.
   ┗╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍┛
   
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8. xxlainethelianxx
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 10:15am UTC
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   That awkward moment when you walk
   into a room and you forget
   what you went in there for.
   
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9. xxlainethelianxx
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 10:10am UTC
   I love my relationship with my bed.
   We sleep together every night.
   
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10. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 10:03am UTC
    I hate how chocolate immediately melts on my fingers.
    I mean, am I that HOT?
    
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11. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Dear H ome work,
    You ar e not a ttract i ve . . .
    T heref ore , I will not do you.
    
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12. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    No mαttεr how old you are, if there's a balloon falling to the ground, you dive for it...♥
    
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13. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    That scary nightmare you have when
    you try to scream, but nothing comes out.
    
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14. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Oh, you lost five pounds?
    What did you do, take off all your makeup?
    
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15. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    I hope there's a day when cancer
    Is just a zodiac sign.
    
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16. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    ☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀
    Eating all of the popcorn before the movie starts.
    ☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀☼☀
    
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17. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Admit it,
    we're all too lazy to pick up the ice that falls out of the refrigerator so we just kick it under instead.
    
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18. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Automatically singing the Wonder Pets song;
    "The phone, the phone is ringing!" when the phone rings.
    
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19. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When you forget to shave before you get a pedicure.
    Format:twilightgirl995
    
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20. xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:46pm UTC
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    In bed IT'S 6AM, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR 5 MINUTES- IT'S 7:30
    At school
    IT'S 1:30, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR 5 MINUTES- IT'S 1:31
    ------------------------
    
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