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NeverForgetYourBeauty
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June 16, 2012 8:06pm UTC

That sad moment (2)
When you realize that you're losing one of your friends, and there's nothing you can do about it.
10+ faves for me to continue

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mayday
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June 16, 2012 6:53pm UTC

I wish I could negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom.
me: okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
spider: no probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
me:oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and you can tell him just to move out until it's done
spider: sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pleasespeaktomyface
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June 16, 2012 8:36pm UTC

America: Woo! We created the world's largest turkey sandwich!
Africa: Oh, it's cool. We'll just die from starvation.

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muffinsandwitty7557
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May 28, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Girl at school: I've had ten times more boyfriends than you!
Me: Ten times zero is zero.
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KattyBieber
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May 23, 2012 10:20pm UTC

Making up fake rules when
there is a subsitute teacher.

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onedirection143
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May 22, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Teacher: Don't pack up yet, we still have a few minutes left!
Students: *start packing up slowly and quietlly*
nmq/nmf

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kittehhh
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May 22, 2012 5:05pm UTC

I'm HUNGARY so
I'mma RUSSIAN to the
Kitchen
The TURKEY had some
GREECE on it so I
settle for a CANADA
CHILE.

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Allison13Xoxo
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May 22, 2012 6:16pm UTC

"I wouldn't want to be anybody else!" Well my dear Selena,If I was rich,famous and dating Justin Bieber, I probrably wouldn't want to be anyone else either.

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dulldawn001
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May 22, 2012 5:04pm UTC

some boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't even bother to read what's inside.

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xxchloexxneon
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May 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC

If I ever become a highschool teacher, I will staple a McDonald's application to the back of every failed test.

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SparksFlyxXx
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May 22, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Teacher: Ok class, please copy what I have written on the board. Student:Then move out of the way, idiot. nmf

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hailstorm37
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May 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC

I've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to say bubbles in an angry voice.Now fave this if you just tried to say bubbles with your angry voice.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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May 22, 2012 4:21pm UTC

People need to realize
That EVERYONE makes mistakes.
nmf

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mayday
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May 22, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Even the prettiest
g i r l s f e e l u g l y s o m e t im e s . T h e h a p p i e s t g i r l s [x] [x] [x]
CRYATNIGHT, <<
the independent ||| girls feel alone.
We all might be living
d i f f e r e n t l i v e s , b u t wh e n i t c o m e s d o w n t o i t [x] [x] [x]
WEAREALL <<
fighting ||| the same monsters.

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Sagee
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May 22, 2012 3:23pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when theres hair in your mouth and you cant find it
so your just grabbing your tongue
....in public

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dulldawn001
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May 22, 2012 4:47pm UTC

dear fat in my body,
please find your way to my boobs.

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bebberbow99
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May 22, 2012 3:47pm UTC

¿uʍop ǝpısdn sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯosǝʍɐ os ʇsnf noʎ ǝɹɐ 'ɹo ¿pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɹo ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ǝɥʇ dıןɟ noʎ pıp ˙˙˙os

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_kidsinlove
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May 22, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Zack & Cody graduated
Hannah Montana is going to college
Lizzie McGuire had a baby
Harry Potter is married with kids
Probably time for me to
stop laughing when people say "poop"

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