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SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe

posted a quote
May 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Confirm
You have been online for one year with out logging off. Do you wish to log off and get a life?
Yes
Remind me again next year

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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 4:46pm UTC

"You break it, you buy it."
Hell no.
I break it, I leave it there
and awkwardly walk away...

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DiNoLoVe
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Friend: I don't know, why?
Me: She had no arms.
Friend: okay...
Me: Knock knock!
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Not Sarah
nmq/didntmeantooffendanyone
nnmq

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_kidsinlove
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Dear Mom and Dad,
Thanks for trying to be original with me.
Sincerely,
can't ever find my name on a keychain

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HopefulLucy
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Friend: Hey, did you get braces?
Me: No, I ate a transformer and forgot to floss.

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2CuteForU
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 3:17pm UTC

let us all take a moment,
and be thankful that
spiders can't fly

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FightingAgainstAnorexia
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 6:14pm UTC

TODAY IS MY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
One year ago today, I was an inpatient at treatment for what ended up being the fourth of my five times. Last year for my birthday, I wished I were dead. Last year on my birthday, I made a goal that as soon as I finished inpatient, I would be back to 73 pounds by May 17th, 2012 (if I was even still alive.) Right now, I am 127 pounds and I could not be happier. I can’t even imagine what my life would be if I hadn’t chosen recovery. Would I even be alive right now? I am so thankful to be here alive, breathing, and celebrating my sixteenth birthday when I didn't even plan to make it this far. I spend so much time thinking about how horrible my life really is. But do I really have it that bad? I have a roof over my head and a bed to sleep in. I have a family who loves me and provides for me. I have a best friend who takes care of me, loves and supports me, and would give absolutely anything for me. (Hi Breanne. :) <3 ) I’m safe, I’m healthy, and I’m not dying.
This year, I have another wish. Two actually. I wish that I never again find myself back where I was. And then I wish that YOU always find a reason to live. Whoever you are and whatever you’re going through, fight through it, fight for it, or fight against it. Whichever it is, don’t give up. Because remember:
when things are bad, they don't stay that way.

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 5:35pm UTC

I wasn't mad
then you asked me 7
times if i was mad.
Well...
Now I'm mad.
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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KeepSmiling4Ever
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Her - im ugly. );
Him - im pregnant.
Her - wtf?
Him - sorry, i thought were were stating things that are impossible.

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sunkissedgirls711
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Dogs:
can predict cancer
,
and help blind people walk
Cats:
can crap in a box

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:05pm UTC

who else remembers:
BECAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DAY,
YOUR TAKING ONE DOWN,
YOU SING A SAD SONG,
TO TURN IT AROUND...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 3:20pm UTC

When I was little,
I used to call it "duck tape" not duct tape.
nmq

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are
the colors of freedom untill they are flashing behind you...

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC

I walk around while brushing my teeth
because I get too bored just standing there.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like
having a peeing section in a pool.

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nimmi
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:41pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every
time someone called me beautiful
I could buy a car.
If I got a dollar for every time I believed it...
I'd have nothing at all.
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not my format

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Watching raindrops on a window,
& pretending they're racing ♥

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smashie39
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:32pm UTC

I think all radio stations get together and say,
"Okay, we will play an amazing song at the same time,
awful song at the same time and then
we will all have commercials at the same time.
Everyone got it ?"

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