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  1. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    "OMG! You have grown so much! I remember when you were just a baby!"
    Who are you?

  2. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    There are two types of studying:
    Hard subject which can't be studied.
    Easy subject that doesn't need to be studied.

  3. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 10:13pm UTC
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    I always have to pee when I'm
    hiding during Hide- n - Seek.
    Is it just me?

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    If you can read this, you are a ninja.

  5. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Rubbingyour fingers across the shower wall
    to get the hair off your fingers.

  6. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Did you know...
    A whale's tongue weighs the same as an elephant?

  7. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Honey, last time I checked
    You were not a coloring book
    Therefore, do not color yourself orange.

    Follow for a follow? :)

  8. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    That awkward moment when
    you look at a word for too long
    and it looks like you spelled it completely wrong, but you really didn't?
    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  9. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Even the best fall down sometimes
    Even the wrong words seem to rhyme.
    OUT OF THE DOUBT
    that fills my mind.
    I SOMEHOW FIND
    { You and I Collide♥

  10. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    *Someone knocks on the door when you're home alone*
    40% of people: Answer the door
    35% of people: Look through the peephole
    24% of people: Secretly look out the window
    1% of people: Crawl around on the floor like a ninja to find a good hiding spot
    *Fave if you're that 1%*

  11. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 4:26pm UTC
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  12. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    When a song is playing in your mind
    and suddenly someone sings the same song.

  13. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    2012: Yeah bro, this is where it's at.
    1800's: Yes, male comrad, this is where I am located according to the latitude and longitude system of this remarkably incredible Earth.

  14. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    "I have a question."
    *Teacher walks away*
    " Uhm, okay that's cool too."

  15. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    T hat awkward moment
    When someone can't stop
    Laughing
    And the joke ended
    10 minutes ago.

  16. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Onc e I s ta rt laug hi ng . . .
    I can never stop.

  17. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Whenever I see a clownfish
    it's automatically named Nemo.

  18. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Telling your friend a story
    but then realizing how stupid it sounds after.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Fave if you
    rememberWebkinz.

  20. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    THE MINI HEART ATTACK
    You get when a clump of hair on the ground looks like a spider.nmf

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