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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 2:20am UTC
    How to get newspaper-print nailpolish.
    (this is really easy & I wanted to share).
    you need nailpolish, newspaper, & rubbing alcohol/vodka
    (water also works for this, but not as well.)
    step one:
    paint your nails in a light color like white, pale pink etc.
    wait for it to dry.
    step two:
    dip your nail in the alcohol for 5-10 secs.
    step three:
    press the newspaper onto your nail. hold for 10 secs.
    step four:
    pull the newspaper off - your polish now has writing on it.
    then wait for it to dry & paint a clear top coat over.

  2. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Today, at Starbucks,
    when the lady asked me for my name I said Lord Voldemort. When the guy called out the name for the pickup, he said, "Lord Vol... He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?"
    EPIC WIN.

  3. QuotesAreMyLife7 QuotesAreMyLife7
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    You're the brightest
    Star in the sky.





    Format to Phenomenal.

  4. love2playlax love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    *Friends phone goes wild with messages*
    Me: Oh who's texting you?
    Friend: Too many people!
    *My phone finally beeps and I start cracking up*
    Friend: Who are you texting?
    Me: My dad...

  5. SoccerGirll16 SoccerGirll16
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    FAVE if you think witty should have an app. ♥

  6. aperfectlittlegirl01 aperfectlittlegirl01
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Fav if you think this is cute :) ♥
    •______________________•
    Whale you go out with me?
    Dolphinatley :)

  7. litlnic litlnic
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    I have a phone,
    Nobody texts me,
    FOREVER ALONE!

  8. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    WITTY should be an app on iphones & blackberries FAVE IF YOU AGREE

  9. ForeverAlone69 ForeverAlone69
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you come home
    from school and look in the mirror and think
    "Did I look like this... All day?"

  10. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    I was just on youtube listening to I want by One Direction
    & realized I had just typed in "I want One Direction"
    which is exactly what I want <3

  11. Matea2707 Matea2707
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Would you like a table?
    "No,not at all,I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.Carpet for 5 please."

  12. LiveLaughLove125 LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:02am UTC
    Boy: She’s hot.
    Girl: She’s a b.i.t.c.h.
    Girl: he’s hot.
    Boy: he’s gay.

  13. MinaBieber6 MinaBieber6
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    In 3 days, it will be our one year anniversary,
    and how does he want to spend the day ?
    By going out with his friends to a party
    that im not even going to...
    Fave if you think this is wrong in so many ways.

  14. SamanthurPanthur SamanthurPanthur
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    I used to remind him of
    every 11:11...
    11:11 just passed and I was wondering to myself why I hadn't reminded him in a while
    and I realized it's because I
    stopped wishing.
    ♥Because he is finally mine and my only wish came true ♥

  15. kdsmith2398 kdsmith2398
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    & no matter how good
    You Are At Something
    There will always be
    An Eight Year Old
    Asian kid
    Who's ten times
    Better ♥
    nmf

  16. MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:17am UTC
    Drake: Are You calling me a liar?
    Josh: Well i ain't callin' you a truther!

  17. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:38am UTC
    PEOPLE CHANGE.
    MEMORIES DON'T.
    .\

  18. jaydenmikayluh jaydenmikayluh
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Every girl has that one boy
    that she will never lose the feelings for no matter what the circumstances ♥


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    I'm so sexy,
    my phone, my iPod, and my Wi-Fi are all turned on by me.

:)

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