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"No,not at all,I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.Carpet for 5 please."


 

 

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Would you like a table? "No,not at all,I came to the restaurant

612 faves · 4 comments · Mar 6, 2012 2:23pm

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LumpySpacePrincess* · 1 decade ago
my quote !
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Lol =)
When they say that, what do they actually mean, though? Because when people say "Hi, can I help you?" they're being polite (I think) but when they say "Would you like a table?", what do they mean? Is it equivalent to "Eat in or take away?"?
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irocksocks123 · 1 decade ago
hahaha i love this:)
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