Witty Profiles

love2playlax

1. love2playlax
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   the_An0nym0usXD
   the_An0nym0usXD
   the_An0nym0usXD
   the_An0nym0usXD
   the_An0nym0usXD
   the_An0nym0usXD
   the_An0nym0usXD
   the_An0nym0usXD
   Instant itching spasms
   the moment the hair
   dresser puts the cape
   around you.
   just me?
   nmf
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
2. love2playlax
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 3:16pm UTC
   My mom said I should be
   more of a colorful person
   After an hour of coloring myself with multiple markers
   she yelled at me
   Way to send mixed messages
   ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
3. love2playlax
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 7:03pm UTC
   Admit It
   We have all had that moment when we think an airplane is a shooting star
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
4. love2playlax
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   Th a t Moment
   When you put way too much salt on your food
   And your face is like
   all weird ♥
   nmf
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
5. love2playlax
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   Every Time ...
   I see my teacher out of school I go,
   "Wait, they have lives?"
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 10 points
6. love2playlax
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
   There's not 100 men or more could ever do
   Just like the rain down in Africa
   It's Gonna Take Some Time
   But I know your Worth fighting for...
   <3
   ~Jason Derulo
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 11 points
7. love2playlax
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   Am I the only one?
   Or does anyone else sing Taylor Swift songs, while you lay in bed thinking about your crush?
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 307 points
8. love2playlax
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   *Friends phone goes wild with messages*
   Me: Oh who's texting you?
   Friend: Too many people!
   *My phone finally beeps and I start cracking up*
   Friend: Who are you texting?
   Me: My dad...
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 510 points
9. love2playlax
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   Fave if team Peeta (aka the hot one)
   Or quick comment for team Gale
   Hopefully you'll make the right choice and fave.
   Just wondering which one will win.
   Better be Peeta
   Format: twilightgirl995
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 164 points
10. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Admit it
    We all eat when we are bored
    nmf
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
11. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    In reality
    Him is considered God
    On Witty
    Him is considered lover
    But techincally his is your God.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
12. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Classic Comebacks #3
    Teacher: Since your talking I assume your
    work is done.
    Student: Since your still complaining I
    assume your still single.
    <3
    Format by xxokiraxxo(:
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 51 points
13. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Classic Comebacks #2
    I never understood this one but..
    Kid:Hey do you have a pencil
    You: Yo Mama has one
    ?
    Format by xxokiraxxo(:
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 5 points
14. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Classic Comebacks #1
    Kid: Your Ugly.
    You: Ew what's tha.... oh sorry that's natural
    Format by xxokiraxxo(:
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
15. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Mom: What are you doing?
    Daughter: On my laptop
    Mom: I told you NO laptop
    unitl your room is clean!
    Daughter: I know I'm doing homwork.
    Mom: Oh ok sorry
    Face it..
    We all know your on witty
    <3
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
16. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Reading is makes you Smarter
    With witty, you have to read all the quotes, and stories.
    By reading those quotes and stories you become smarter,
    THEREFORE
    WITTY MAKES
    YOU SMARTER
    <3
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
17. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Quick question
    How does seeing your own blood make you feel better?
    How does starving yourself make you more attractive?
    How does throwing up everyday make you fit in?
    ANSWER
    Its doesn't.
    We Are all beautiful in every single way, So why go and try to change it?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
18. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE
    ♥ FOR A GUY TO BE AS HOT AS YOU ARE ♥
    *cough cough JOSH HUTCHERSON cough cough*
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
19. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Is it just me.
    or does anyone else go out of their way...
    just to...
    show you...
    I like bacon??
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
20. love2playlax
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    Dear Grandmas,
    Just because they have the word "yoga" in it, doesn't mean you can wear them. So for us, stay away from PINK yoga pants,
    Thanks,
    Sincerely,
    Grandaughters
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles