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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Giving someone another chance
    is like giving them another bullet
    because they missed the first time

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I take the L and R
    on my headphones more seriously than I take school.


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  9. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    Do you ever just break down
    For no reason at all, you just need to cry.

  10. ✖︎whatever✖︎* ✖︎whatever✖︎*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Things that will always be attractive:
    - button up shirts with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows
    - dimples
    -freckles
    -button up shirts with the sleeved pushed to the elbows
    -blue eyes
    -5 o'clock shadows
    -bUTTON UP SHIRTS WITH THE SLEEVES PUSHED UP TO THE ELBOWS

  11. xoshannonxo12 xoshannonxo12
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Drake: You calling me a liar?!
    Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
    Josh: you want a mouth full of fist?!
    Drake: you want a butt full of foot?!
    Josh: I hope you go bald !
    Drake: I hope the cancel Oprah!
    Josh: *GASP* you take that back!

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    I want to go some place new.
    I’m tired of living in the same place
    and walking around the same places.
    I want to meet new people.
    I want to experience a new life.
    The feeling of starting fresh could be adventurous
    and somewhat exciting.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    People think they know you.
    They think they know how you’re handling a situation.
    But the truth is no one knows.
    No one knows what happens after you leave them,
    when you’re lying in bed
    or sitting over your breakfast alone
    and all you want to do is cry or scream.
    They don’t know what’s going on inside your head
    the mind-numbing cocktail of anger
    and sadness and guilt.
    This isn’t their fault.
    They just don’t know.
    And so they pretend and they say you’re doing great
    when you’re really not.
    And this makes everyone feel better.
    Everybody but you.

  14. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."

  15. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    It's finished.
    The rough draft of Chinese Lanterns was finished today at 3:44.
    I want to put the emphasis on 'rough draft.' It's no where close to being actually done. But it's getting there.
    The rough draft is 19 chapters and an epilogue. It's 117 pages and 56,361 words.
    The entire book takes place over 3 days. My teacher is calling it a "Masterpiece in the making."
    Would you like a little preview? (:
    I crossed the sands of the calm beaches, and I encountered the people who were lighting off the lanterns. We didn’t exchange words, I only passed by them. They stood on the beach directly in front of the cottage.
    The moon was a bright, wonderful orb in the dark night sky that evening, and I decided I didn’t actually want to go inside. So I moved myself to the water and, wading ankle deep, I watched the people light off the lanterns.
    That night was perfect. The wind was gentle, the beach was serene, and the moon was beautiful. As my eyes were locked on the wonderful sphere, I decided to myself that this would be the perfect place for a kiss.
    No sooner had the thought entered my mind, I heard the swishing of running footsteps splashing up the beach and through the water, in my direction. With a skipping heartbeat, I whirled my head around.
    I know it's not much, again, but at least it's something.
    Thank you guys for being awesome. I love you! I'll keep you updated when more stuff starts happening with it (:
    Peace.
    (Oh, by the way, there's a chance a girl I used to be friends with might be on 'The Voice' tonight. Her name's Dakota and she's kind of really pretty. She's a good singer (obviously) and used to go to my high school before she started to get homeschooled because she was travelling so much. Keep an eye out for her!)

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    My thoughts: Okay.
    My thoughts: You've been preparing or this for a long time.
    My thoughts: You've got this!!!!!
    Teacher: Charlie?
    Me: Here.
    My thoughts: Nailed it!

  17. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    A shooting star
    is actually someone driving off Rainbow Road.

  18. StoriesForAll StoriesForAll
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    Hey guys, I know I haven't been on for months now, just lots of stress and drama and..well blech. Plus, Witty isn't as popular as it used to be...so if you REALLY want to keep reading my storys ill make a wattpad. If 10 or more of you comment on here or my profile I'll make a wattpad and make it a goal of mine to write at least once a week :) Sound good?

  19. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    Dear followers,
    Hello. Christina here. (:
    I think I owe you guys an explanation as to why I haven't posted anything since the final chapter of my previous story. I didn't even give you an author's note. The last words that you read that were mine were, The End. That's not a very classy goodbye.
    No, this isn't a goodbye, if that's what you were wondering. This is just a 'See you later' sort of thing.
    The first reason I've been hesitant to post is the freaking moderators on here. The fact that Steve just handed over power to randoms makes me so mad. Like, deleting quotes that break the rules is one thing. Deleting my story is something completely different. There's nothing wrong with it and I worked really hard on that. So you, Anonymous Moderator, can go f.ck yourself.
    Okay, enough negative. Part two on Why Christina Hasn't Posted Anything In Days. I started another story called 'Kite Strings and Paper Dreams,' and honestly, it's not all that great. I'm not into in and I feel no need to continue on with a story I don't like. I'm not attached to these characters. I don't like it, I won't post it.
    So that leaves me with the question, "What do I post on Witty?"
    When I first asked myself this, I thought for a while. I have other ideas for short stories, but now, looking back, short stories are really just practice for me. They're nothing amazing. They're actually quite horrible compared to my more mature writing. And honestly, I feel like I've had enough practice. Like most of you may know, I am in contact with a published author by the name of Wendy Wunder. She wrote, 'The Probability of Miracles,' an awesome book which I have yet to finish, but I'm right in the middle and it's hard to put it down. We've emailed a few times back and forth, and it's really cool to have support from someone who's like her. Yesterday, I went into Boston and took a writing class she suggested for me and I met a bunch of other aspiring writers from the Boston area, and it's amazing to meet people with the same dreams as me.
    So, as you can tell, I've begun to take my writing very seriously. I don't have time for the short stories anymore, what with this life I've developed outside of the internet and with my bigger dreams. I don't want to waste time on something that I don't need anymore. Would a baseball player who's an amazing pitcher keep practicing his throwing, or should he move on to other things? I say he moves on. Which is what I'm doing.
    But I do want to give you a glimpse as to what I'm moving on to. Here's an excerpt from my book, "Chinese Lanterns."
    I was more than anything just watching the stars. They were beautiful, actually. Somewhat mystifying and enigmatic. Spellbinding. I remember laying in my yard when I was little, Sid by my side, while I just watched the stars. I knew they were motionless, and I felt bad for them. Living in a stationary life for the rest of eternity is not a life at all.
    However, these stars didn’t remain immobile. They drifted across the night sky. They weren’t actually stars at all. Confused, I sat up in the sand. “What’s that in the sky?”
    Jen followed my eyes. “Oh, those are Chinese Lanterns.”
    I know it's not much. You can read the rest when I get published (;
    But that's not the only reason I will not be writing short stories anymore.
    The reason I left Witty in the first place was not exactly the same reason. I was afraid of the fact that my stories might be stolen, and also, I felt like I had other business to attend to. I had developed more friends and again felt like there was no time for the internet. I swore I would never be back.
    In October, I found out my parents were getting a divorce. In November, we found out my mother was addicted to Oxycotton. In December, she was legally banned from my house and from seeing us. A few weeks ago, she left me a voicemail basically saying how much she hates me and how I belong in Juvenille Detention (for supporting my father) and how she never wants me to contact her again. Last weekend she left me another voicemail saying she's given up on me. So life got very real very fast for me. I detatched myself from everything and everyone. And, amidst feeling alone, I felt like I needed someone. So I turned to Witty again.
    I can't thank you guys enough for supporting me and helping me. It meant the world to me and it got me through a lot. But I'm okay now. For the first time in half a year, I can say I'm happy again. That feels so amazing.
    That's why I'm not going to say I'm never coming back. Because I know if I ever feel really lost or really alone, I've got Witty to count on. I never realized how much all of you guys have done for me. Elizabeth, Melanie, Joe and Eli to name a few. I love all of you who helped me through everything. You're all really godda mn perfect.
    I will stay on my quote account, and you can contact me on my tumblr (links on my profile).
    This is not a goodbye.
    See you later, Witty.

  20. JustAnotherGirlWhoTheWorldForgot JustAnotherGirlWhoTheWorldForgot
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    My Dad died a few days ago,
    He was only 38,
    My younger brother is only 5,
    My dad was my hero
    We lost him to a brain hemorrhage,
    In a coma for 2 weeks,
    No warning.
    Heaven has gained such a wonderful man,
    He will be missed so much.
    R.I.P Daddy,
    I Love You <3
    nmf

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