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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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OneDirectionInfectionn
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 1:50pm UTC

One Direction Fact #110
Interviewer: "Who throws the biggest tantrums all the time?"
Zayn, Harry, Louis, Liam: "Niall!"
(C) OneDirectionInfectionn

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OneDirectionInfectionn
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 10:10pm UTC

One Direction Fact #97
Louis: "I'd like to make a shoutout... SHOUTOUT!!!!"
(C) OneDirectionInfectionn

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xoamberxo24
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 4:23pm UTC

FAVE IF YOUR NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU WERE
LAST YEAR.

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mwittym
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 11:40am UTC

Does anyone else
have that one annoying person that thinks they're your best friend?

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DatsFunnie
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 2:21pm UTC

I miss those days when...♥
I could sit on a chair and my legs wouldn't touch the ground so i could swing them♥
Fave for a series :]

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WigWamBam
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 12:41pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you sit down and your thighs get 1209344878837 times bigger.
nmq

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伤*
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Niall: i want to have kids someday..
Zayn: it will never happen, your a boy, you will never be pregnant
- OneDirection ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 1:08pm UTC

credittoforgeter
You know you're a 90's kid
When you know what show "OH SNAP!" comes from.

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伤*
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:02pm UTC

"Would you ever include a girl member in one direction?"
Harry:Well yeah, Liam's in the band
- OneDirection ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BravoSierra
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March 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC

credittoforgeter
That status was about you.
You're not ALLOWED to like it.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:39am UTC

may I just say that you, sir,
are the kind of boy i would actually make a sandwich for.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:58pm UTC

It's not that I hate you,
i'm just saying that, if you got hit by a bus,
i'd probably be driving that bus.

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AwesomePossum69
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 9:19pm UTC

286,821 people on Witty and not one faved my quote?
Easy, Helen, easy, easy girl. You're overreacting, everything's fine, they're just... all getting coffee! At the same time. Yeah.

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JMquotes
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Jenna Marbles
quote #2
"You keep hoein' you hoe"

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xbb21
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Knock Knock
Whos there?lol
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'
I can't be seen with you anymore.

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 6:02pm UTC

I find it rather awkward when
When you say something sarcastically...
and people don't realize that it's sarcasm...

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bestiies101

posted a quote
March 27, 2012 8:02pm UTC

You see that favorite button?
Yeah, I'd tap that.
format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

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Amandak324
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 6:41pm UTC

I HATE WHEN GIRLS ACT DUMBON PURPOSE CAUSE THEY THINK IT'S CUTE.UHM NO.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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