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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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May 19, 2012 8:01am UTC

when harry asked a fan if she wanted a
piggy-back ride, she said "i'm fat"
he said "no you're not, don't be silly"
THEN HE PICKED HER UP
♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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DuckyMoMo11
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Dude,
I was there.
Stop trying to change the story.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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hihelloimrachel
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April 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC

When I was little,
I always wondered if I'd be pretty in high school. Now, I wonder if the past me would find the present me to be pretty. Anyone else?

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC

What type of mouse walks on two legs?
Idk, what?
nmf, followme(:
Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
Donald Duck?
nmf, followme(:
No, all ducks you idiot.

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BravoSierra
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May 2, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Pretty girl: Boyfriend.
Ugly girl: Boyfriend.
Weird girl: Boyfriend.
Obnoxious girl: Boyfriend.
Rude girl: Boyfriend.
Stupid girl: Boyfriend.
Lesbian girl: Girlfriend.
Dead girl: Boyfriend.
Me: I had a fish once. Then it died.

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soliderbear4
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May 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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horsechick818
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 5:16pm UTC

heyy whats up??
nothing much, eating whales. you?
Oh?
i meant whales, stupid auto correct
you said whales again....
I MEAN WHALES!
LMAO
you know what, lets just go with whales. heyy im eating whales
My friend really meant waffles lmao

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xxlainethelianxx
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March 30, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Automatically singing the Wonder Pets song;
"The phone, the phone is ringing!" when the phone rings.

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starfhish
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March 25, 2012 4:02pm UTC

499 more words to go.
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The√] you have no idea.

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Love_To_Laugh123
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March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

First Day of School:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
Middle of March:
1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

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BlackButterflies
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March 16, 2012 2:26pm UTC

CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
If you were an angle,
you'd be acute one (;

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JordanRae
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March 15, 2012 8:39pm UTC

I JUST WANNA BE ABLE TO VENT, WITHOUT BEING JUDGED.

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cheeseylovesongs
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 7:29pm UTC

boy: guy's pain is way worse than girls!
me: lol try having mother nature smash your ovaries with a hammer.
boy: what
me: what

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yourcool
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March 3, 2012 3:59pm UTC

The older the Facebook post,
the creepier your "like" becomes.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

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OneBreathAway
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February 27, 2012 8:49pm UTC

After sending a risky text
Throwing your phone away from you
OneBreathAway

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BravoSierra
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February 28, 2012 2:10pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Wiping your loose hair on the side of the shower
Because it won't come off your fingers.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Finding out howinteresting the window is
during math class.

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novabieber4ever
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 6:34pm UTC

"I'm sorry but you're not old enough to join."
NO PROBLEM, I'LL JUST
CHANGE THE YEAR I WAS BORN IN.
♥ nmq

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