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  1. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    I just blocked myself on witty...
    #yolo .

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Bullying people because they don't like the same band as you
    Is NOT dedication.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    I think
    You could fall in love with anyone
    if you saw the parts of them
    no one else gets to see...

  4. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    My boyfriend knows I want to loose weight,
    He also knows that I am the laziest person.
    So he is now telling me what to do.
    Yesterday he made me do 120 sit ups at 3:00 in the morning.
    And today he is making me run up and down my driveway.
    How is he making me do this?
    Because he knows if someone says I can't do something,
    Then I will go above and beyond to prove them wrong.
    He is the best boyfriend ever <3

  5. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    nine months from now,
    YOLO won't be as cool as you thought it was.

  6. IWishYouKnewTheRealMe IWishYouKnewTheRealMe
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    ------------♥-----------
    i know you see me..
    why do you keep ignoring me
    we used to be best friends
    now im just "that girl"
    what happen to us i trully would like to know
    ------------♥-----------

  7. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Before you assume, learn the facts.
    Before you judge, understand why.
    Before you hurt someone, feel.
    Before you speak, think.

  8. xoxsportybabexox xoxsportybabexox
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Nobody understands...not even my BEST friends
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Here's to the kids:
    who try their hardest to be good enough for everyone; who spend hours reading random quotes trying to find the right one; who listen to the same song for hours because the lyrics mean a lot; who deserve much more than what they get and are willing to fight for it and wishing upon a shooting star wasted on someone that will never care
    nmf

  10. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Girl: Happy fathers day.
    Boy: But im not- wait what....
    Girl:
    Boy:
    Girl:
    Boy: Sh*t...

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate?
    If you like it, then you should'a put a ring on it.

  13. imabeautifulfighter imabeautifulfighter
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Im cancer free!!!!

  14. Forever_and_Always01 Forever_and_Always01
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    LOL .
    YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH I LIKE YOU.

  15. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    OMG I LOST IT!!!!! I'M OFFICIALLY A GROWN WOMAN RIGHT NOW!!!
    What your v-card?
    Pshh no my last baby tooth!!!!
    nmq, saw it online

  16. idonotneedyou idonotneedyou
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I Want
    To Be That Girl
    Who Turns Really
    Pretty
    Over Summer
    And
    All The Boys
    Are Like
    "Wow"
    When They See
    Me In School
    soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
    FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

  17. Peacock17* Peacock17*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Hey, are you coming tonight?
    Uh... we broke up...
    Oops! I meant to text Sean, not you.
    How did you type that wrong? A for Alex isn't near S for Sean.
    I kinda re-named you in my phone as Senor Tinypenis

  18. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    person: you're ugly
    Me: shhh do you hear that?
    person: hear what?
    Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
    Me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。 ・゜*

  19. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:04am UTC
    Today I saw a hot guy in public, but then I lost sight of him.
    Now you're just some hottie,
    --- that I used to know.
    :'(
    RunawayRachel

  20. Soccerchic15 Soccerchic15
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:21pm UTC
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