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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Today marks the 8 year anniversairy
    of the first meeting of Dumbledore's Army.

  2. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    i think the worst feeling in the world is knowing that someone you used to talk to everyday doesn't care about you anymore

  3. Heidi* Heidi*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    You already have a new boyfriend?
    I thought the 5 second rule was only for food.

  4. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Mom: Get off the computer and go out! You've been playing Sims too much!
    Me: Ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche.

  5. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Have you ever realised how much your body loves you?
    It's always trying to keep you alive,
    because that's all it has to live for.
    Your body makes sure you breath while you sleep, fixes broken bones,
    keeps your heart beating, finds ways to fight illnesses that you might get.
    Your body literally loves you so much,
    So it's time you stopped hating it and started loving it back.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

  7. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  8. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    me: *goes on google*
    me:*types 'google' in the google search*
    me: wait..
    me: what
    me: what am i doing

  9. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Madam and Eve

  10. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 11:48am UTC
    If it wasn't for all of you haters, I wouldn't have a top quote of the YEAR! Haters are my motivators

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Chocolate makes dogs REALLY tired.
    Mine has been sleeping for like 3 days.

  12. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    I asked my best friend to prom today. This is how it happened:
    Early in the morning, her parents let me into her room, where I layed out some rose pedals, and put a stuffed animal bear next to her pillow, holding her favorite candy, Reese's. I led a trail to the backdoor, where I left a dozen roses in a vase, with a handwritten card, with clues on it. The whole day, she had to follow these "clues". At the end of the day, the clues led her to my house, to my pool. In my pool, my mum decorated it with those candles on pedals that float in the water. On each one, was a rose flower. As she neared the pool, she spotted hanging lights from my balcony that read "Prom?" I was on the balcony in a tux with a light purple bowtie, her favorite color.
    When I spotted her, my heart jumped, and I sprinted downstairs to the backyard. In my hand was a bouquet of flowers. When she saw me, she was crying, and I'll never forget the smile on her face. I went up to her, smiling, and said "Kate, will you go to prom with me?"
    SHE SAID YES!!!!

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    guys
    today i was home alone and these builder people came to fix the floor and they knocked on the door and i thought they were my parents
    guess who opened the door wearing a sherlock t-shirt and underwear
    guess who said "oh god it's a pants situation" and ran back to her room
    (if you guessed me, you'd be right.)

  14. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  15. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    I overheard my Ex on the
    phone saying he's being stalked.
    I think he's imagining it, I follow him home
    every night and I've never seen anyone.

  16. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    Not gonna lie-
    i s p e n d 85% o f m y t i m e ,
    i m a g i n i n g d i f f e r e n t
    s c e n a r i o s i n m y h e a d .
    Phillies99's Format
    my quote.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Do you think that God ever get's sad? Like.
    "What do you mean you don't love yourself? I worked so hard on you."

  18. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    My Dad said if I keep typing really loudly he's going to smash my face into the keyagfkbg43gaf56

  19. ans2125 ans2125
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    The four stages of life:
    1. You believe in Santa Clause
    2. You don't believe in Santa Clause
    3. You are Santa Clause
    4. You look like Santa Clause

  20. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 11:45am UTC
    If I had a snowflake
    for everytime I thought of
    you.
    we really would have a
    white christmas.
    -charlie brown
    format by sandrasaurus

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